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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V56 ~ aku suka dia ~

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Post time 13-6-2013 10:33 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 10:16 AM
tuk kengkawan semua.... ai nk update sal semlm......

semlm ai g umah my bff tu tuk jumper dier... ...

pxkxxxk punyer pompuan............
vavai btol kwan ko nih..
ape ker sial dia nih haaa?
mak jnis aper nih..?

dia lepak Pantai watper?
ngn saper? scndal dia ker?
somi dia ade lik umah x?
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Post time 13-6-2013 10:42 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 10:30 AM
smpai atikn tgok dak2 kbuloran...

aku xtaula kwan ko nih xde ati preot gaknye dh...

itu satu hal..
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Post time 13-6-2013 10:51 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 10:42 AM
itu satu hal..

lagi2...pnas ati bcaaa
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:00 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 10:33 AM
pxkxxxk punyer pompuan............
vavai btol kwan ko nih..
ape ker sial dia n ...

laki dia drebar bas......

dia skg part time agent jual rumah.....

ai mmg dh abes bahasa dh smlm dok maki dia... asenyer xder yg elok pun kuar dr mulut ai smlm!!!!
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:12 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:00 AM
laki dia drebar bas......

dia skg part time agent jual rumah.....

aku lak mndidih gebu...
u ckp per kt dia?

dia mmg xmo pkir anak2 dia lagik ker?
dah nekad ke nk abaikan?
somi dia ade tgok2 anak2 x?



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Post time 13-6-2013 11:13 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 10:51 AM
lagi2...pnas ati bcaaa

nak di jadikan cite masa dia dok lepak dgn bebudak pantai tu... (dia kata geng2 kje lama lar... termasuk ada sorang kira mcm adik angkat dia...)

nk djadikan citer ader plak slh sorng kawan dia ni mmg kawen dgn mat salleh.... ape yg dia tgh alami skg ni sebijik mcm kes dia. So, kununnyer kawan dia tu pun dulu kna bayar gak kat kastam..... skg dh mmg jadik laki bini... dah 2 thn kawen kununnyer.....

minah yg kunun kawen dgn mat salleh ni xder msa dorang lepak tu... so dia pun anta sms no akaun minah kastam tu... Bule plak kawan dia dia confirmkan yg dulu tu jugak lar no akaun yg dorang guna nsa nk bayar tu somi dia...

pastu siap describe lagi mmg wujud officer kastam yg nama yg dsebut to... siapa kata pendek2 pakai spek bagailar.... yg ni suma dia sms minah yg kawen dgn mat salleh tu lar...

pastu minah tu dh bg harapan yg kununnyer laki dia akan tlg settlekan kes dia.....
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:16 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 11:12 AM
aku lak mndidih gebu...
u ckp per kt dia?

kbetulan smlm kn ader kuar brite budak kena dera dgn borfen maknyer.. ai smash kat situ gak lar...

"erm, x lama lg kuar ar plak brite anak ko yg kna dera nie!!!!"........... bule plak dia gelak jer!!!!

pastu dia makan mula kat sofa pastu alih kt meja mkn plak... ai smash lg...

"ni dok tukar tmpat makn ni mmg dh nekad nk carik laki lain ker aper???".................... dia senyum jer.............

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Post time 13-6-2013 11:20 AM | Show all posts
pg smlm msa dia tgh kje... kunun officer kastam tu call tanyer...

"hey, when you want to take this man out?"......

dia blas dia tgh keje...

pastu 3,4 kali "pegawai kastam tu dok kol2 dia... dia x angkat sbb tgh meeting.


smlm kawan dia yg kunun kawen mat salleh tu ckap pegawai tu bukan kastam tp imigresen.....

ai pelik, xkan yu x tau yu kje aper kan???? kastam dgn imigresen kan lain... ibarat all this while yu kje MAS tetiba bule tersilap ckap yu kje AIR ASIA???? logik x lojik???
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:20 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:13 AM
nak di jadikan cite masa dia dok lepak dgn bebudak pantai tu... (dia kata geng2 kje lama lar... te ...

bdohnyeee laa kwan ko nih gebu,...
kwan celah mane la dia pi jumpe nih..bangang giler...
msh nk pcaya lagi..

nth btol nth tidak kwan da kwen mat saleh tuh...
dah trng2laam kwn dia tu pon kna tipu gak dlu ngn somi dia..
inikn lak nk tlog dia...
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:23 AM | Show all posts
ai ckp leklok dgn dia smlm... dia kje agen umah ni 3 ari jer.. pastu xder basic.... carilh kje part time lain.....
smlm dia ader cakap, makcik dia ader nk bg tapak meniaga tp dia x tau nk meniaga ape....
ai ckap carik yg kurang pakai modal....
masalahnyer dia ni ape kemahiran pun xder... kemahiran menjalang jer dia hebat!!!!
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:25 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:20 AM
pg smlm msa dia tgh kje... kunun officer kastam tu call tanyer...

"hey, when you want to take thi ...

aku tgh pkir aper nk wat ngn kwn ko nih supya dia stop bnda nih...

cube ko call polis suh tngkp je minah baghal nih...
bleh ke cmtu?
aku rsa mmg dia dh nekad nk tglkn ank2 dialaa...
dah xamik pduli lngsung dh...
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:29 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 11:20 AM
bdohnyeee laa kwan ko nih gebu,...
kwan celah mane la dia pi jumpe nih..bangang giler...
msh nk  ...

tp dia kata dia mmg pnah jumpa pun laki kawan dia tu.... mmg mat salleh pun...

ni yg ai konpius smlm nie....

smlm pun somi ai msuk cmpur sekali... somi ai explained abes2 procedur nk tahan sesapa kalau kt klia......

dia dgr pastu dok senyum2.... ntahlah.....
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:33 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 11:25 AM
aku tgh pkir aper nk wat ngn kwn ko nih supya dia stop bnda nih...

cube ko call polis suh tngkp ...

i did asked her yesterday (ececeh..... nk speaking plak....errr.... )... ai tnyer nper x report polis????

dia cakap x tau nk cakap aper dgn polis... x tau nk ckp caner.....

ai ckp ape yg susah... cakap jer

"tuan, saya rase saya mungkin salah sorang mangsa sindiket penipuan. Pastu citer dr A-Z... bg kat polis segala no tepon, no akaun, nama kat dorang... tau lar ape dorang nk buat... kalau stakat fb tu bila2 jer bule trace owner dorang... kalau x xkanlah kes hina agong hina nabi bule tngkap serta merta...

dia kata takut kalau lama2 kat balai nanti somi dia tau.... pandai plak takut..
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:34 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:29 AM
tp dia kata dia mmg pnah jumpa pun laki kawan dia tu.... mmg mat salleh pun...

ni yg ai konpius ...

aper msalh dia nih sbenanrnye/...
puas org trngkn bnda nih mnipu....
dahla nk istihar bnkrapsi...lgi mau trjun lombong ker?

aku rsa better ko bwak polis jek suh trngkn..
mtk tlog polis..
mesti boleh..
set time ktne dia ade...
suh dtg mngejut...thn trus dia...baru dia ade akai...
biar polis caj dia trlibat ngn wang haram
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:38 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:33 AM
i did asked her yesterday (ececeh..... nk speaking plak....errr.... )... ai tnyer nper x report  ...

bdohkan..

mmg btol gebu,...cina opismet aku nih aritu kna call lgi ngn org mane ntah..caj dia ape ntah..
suh masukkn duit...
dia ckp dri bukit aman...mmg suma dia bg no tipon opis mmg no bukit aman...

kwan aku mnggigil trus repot kt balai,...

balai ckp kalo u ikut ckp dia, u tnggung sndrik...
dah sah2 mnipu...

kwna ko tuh aku xtaulaa..

suh repot pon xpndai...mngkuk btol..
kalola adik bradik aku..mmg aku kakikan skali
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:41 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 11:34 AM
aper msalh dia nih sbenanrnye/...
puas org trngkn bnda nih mnipu....
dahla nk istihar bnkraps ...


skrg ni dia mmg tanak pakai dah kot nasihat we all... maklum dah ader kawan lain yg sanggup tlg settlekan masalah dia... kiranya dia dah ader harapan baru ckit lar... smlm pun dia mcm berseri gak bila kes dia nie mungkin real... bg dia kitorang ni main serkap jarang ajer kot.... ai mmg x puas ati dgn kawan dia yg kawen mat salleh tu....

xkan logik dia kna bayar rm5000 kat imigresen tuk releasekan laki dia dgn alasan terlbih bawak duit. pastu mcm dlm mimpi laki tu terhutang budi & mmg chenta mati so they all kawan and hidup bahagia selamanyer.....

kalau kata kenal kat fb pastu jumpa then kawen ai mmg percaya sbb mmg ader kes kenal mcm tu.... Tp kalau ader tambahan drama sangkut kat klia kna bayar sekian2 denda for me that's rubbish!!!!!! Last edited by maharani_gebu on 13-6-2013 11:48 AM

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Post time 13-6-2013 11:41 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:23 AM
ai ckp leklok dgn dia smlm... dia kje agen umah ni 3 ari jer.. pastu xder basic.... carilh kje part  ...

kko suh jek dia jdi ayam..kan sng...
ngangkang jek...dpt duit..sdp pon dpt
drpd dok scndal sna sini baik wat sale trus...
bangla,nepal,negro itam legam suma leh rsa...
bangang...

jual air pon bleh untung...
1 ari 50-60 slmber je aku rsa..
xla anak dia tu kbuloran..



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Post time 13-6-2013 11:45 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:41 AM
skrg ni dia mmg tanak pakai dah kot nasihat we all... maklum dah ader kawan lain yg sanggup tlg  ...

mmg kwan dia tu kwan jnis xde ati prot..
nk pi jebakkkn org yg tgh de problem nih lagi...
kwan jnis aper ntah bg hrapan xleh pkai...

xpercaya lngsung aku kwan dia tu kwin psal chenta....
mnipu jek...
kalo dia kwen psal mat saleh tuh dh cocok dia, aku pcaya..
bnda cmni dh bnyk jdi pon xleh pkir.....



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Post time 13-6-2013 11:46 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-6-2013 11:41 AM
kko suh jek dia jdi ayam..kan sng...
ngangkang jek...dpt duit..sdp pon dpt
drpd dok scndal sna s ...

ai pun mmg dh nak terkeluar dah ayat tu semlm...
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Post time 13-6-2013 11:49 AM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 13-6-2013 11:46 AM
ai pun mmg dh nak terkeluar dah ayat tu semlm...

dia ni sbaya u ker?
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