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Post time 12-4-2009 11:35 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:00

jinlord Lill...........
onli datuk shake knows well how to shake d legs
no stop signboard here....only after 4am u hv to stop


jenglord Q....
datuk shake press french milk shakes
stop signboard for sleepless creatures like u
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Post time 12-4-2009 11:39 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:07

topLESS
..he died oredi in d last book...let him suffer
kingkong loves to lick ur face every second
sinbad is not bald but stil sexy
degawan old oredi...now he always 'sawan'
ma hair got so many admirer
she's so famous now...the greatest questions giver of the year

...


bareback
died..hmm let him rest in peace
u hv to bathe king kong daily whole day
sinbad commit a lot of bad sins
degawan like to mengawan in the clouds
yr hair very colourful like kek lapis sarawak
yeah but still cant challenge our retiree headmistress
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Post time 12-4-2009 11:41 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:09

u were the one who stays in jungle not me...
me livin in ma so called ' kayangan' wif ur brainmate...


of course not me, only ma castle is in the jungle for u n yr kingkong to rent
yr kayangan is inside yr  king kong brain
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 Author| Post time 12-4-2009 11:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 12-4-2009 11:24 AM


morning mas

i am here now mas


Hye lill
u play2 hide n seek with me eh
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Post time 12-4-2009 11:59 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:12

can ur heart be divided into pieces
i think very creative...alwez thinkin out of the box

zebra no need 2 wear socks...they oredi look laik one

i giff u this
h ...


ma heart got 4 chambers
yr thinking is only abt yr brainless beauty

zebra lies on the road to leave their zebra lines so easy for u n kingkong to cross the road

thanks, in return i give u this

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Post time 12-4-2009 12:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 12-4-2009 11:43


Hye lill
u play2 hide n seek with me eh


dun play2x
u seek i hide just behind u
but u cant see me
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:05 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:17

i dun have extra hands...two smtimes not enuff...
love d eyes n d smile.....
yeppp....when simon said onli 1 deserved it...i knew it was meant 4 her
love 2 see megan' teeth....look nice to me but hate d tatoos
i hate anythg n evrythg 2do wiff simon..donno why


u hv many hands like octopusincl. the hands in yr wristwatch
hmm n the gorgeous hairn the dressing esp the leather body fit jacket
hmm..did u  watch this week show wif adam singing mad world...really touched mad heart for him
hmm megan tattoos so ugly, spolit her natural beauty i hate her singing
then u just look at randy
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:26


  aim always sweaty
eyeshadow not permanent..once u wash it then it'll be gone
killin me softly wif ur song....kekekee

giff u this......

Remember, the greatest gift isnot found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends
...


  cos u always play catch me if u can wif yr king kong on bed
yup thats y in the morning u r always gone from ma life after i wash ma face
"A view to a kill" the James Bond movie sung by the Durian Head

i hv to be a soul person eh now ok,  will give u this:

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
            -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:37

monen jinlord Lill.............
i know bow tie only....can bow tie bows to you

later i write u i night long letter


afternun jenglord Q
what about "BOW LING"??
u wrote me long distance letter which i still havent replied yet
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:17 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:47

  jinlord Lill
u luv ma hair...TQ
u admire ma eyes...TQ ilebiuuuuuuu
ma heart is 4 ma love...d one n onli
ebening n afternun

ur soulmate loves play drum ...


jenglord Q
yr hair remind me of kek lapis sarawak
yr eyes remind me of someones eyes that has not eaten for a week
yr heart i know belong to king kong heart
morning n afternoon
ma soulmate plays the guitar whenever his stomach is drumming
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:19 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:51

no place in ma heart 4 ur pic....no empty spaces plisss
u brainmate loves to eat kangkong near the 'longkang'


i know u cant wait to see ma picture that u cant sleep well at nite
yr brainmate looks like a kongkanggg terbongkang
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 01:53

golden ideas stolen from the poh kong
i read ABC onli...n 12 34
rush to toilet n 4get to PUMP


poh kong only give golden teeth for yr empty teeth
u read WC in PWTC as well
jump to see pump bought by donald trump
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:02

er,,....wednesday monen jinlord lill...
postman is a woman
up up in the sky...


sunday afternoon jenglord Q
postman dress like woman is post"drag"queen
the sky is so high
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:26 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:05

u drink green grass juice...
no luck
mid finger


produced by ma nose
luck is hiding behind yr hair, sleep with yr hair mites
finger tips
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:28 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:06

monen monen n monen again jinlord Lill
'kapcai' is ma motor
u look into ma eyes


afternoon repeats to u jenglord Q
kapcai to buy kucai frm ah cai
yr eyes keep a lot of golden stalagtites
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:07

TOP HILL
lessy partner


BOTTOM HILL
less one partner
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:08

fruits belong to monkey


monkey is king kong family
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:08

heartLESS
monen n monen againnnn
jinlord Lill eat a tons of bananas


BONE LESS

afternoon repeats
jenglord Q sheets a lot of bananas
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Post time 12-4-2009 12:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 8-4-2009 02:10

smell an everlasting smell...a smell can bring u near to me
pilot talks like parrot


ma smell make u puke
pilot talks a lot of kolot stories
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 Author| Post time 12-4-2009 12:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 12-4-2009 12:29 PM


BOTTOM HILL
less one partner


Frasers Hill
less people..More food
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