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Teratak KBKK Edisi Ke 82 (happy 1 year to Icha)

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Post time 4-10-2010 03:59 PM | Show all posts
2 la setahu aku maajun 2 lg menyuburkan..

kalo nak bg sperm mati... makan ubat la..
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uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 15:47


setau aku jugak la menyuburkan..
tp ada makjun yang mmg utk planning...
bak kata dk la makjun akan panaskan badan...
bila badan panas maka sperm mati... jadi nak remain sperm tuh kena la minum air byk2
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:00 PM | Show all posts
aku g urut balik ganu masa raya ari tu(urut tgn ler)

tukang urut tu bidan, aku pnh urut ...
dak_ker Post at 4-10-2010 15:51



    awat mung x kate...saye makang jamu cap untang...
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:01 PM | Show all posts
1hour to go...
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:01 PM | Show all posts
2 la setahu aku maajun 2 lg menyuburkan..

kalo nak bg sperm mati... makan ubat la..
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uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 15:47



    sape la kawan wife mayel tu ek.. hakak kenal x??
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:01 PM | Show all posts
2 yg bersemangat nak makan jamu eak..
uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 15:54



    korang mkn jamu yg beli kat jiji tu je ker? aku beli jamu yg kacip kak timah petani tu. tp xmkn
g pung.
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:03 PM | Show all posts
miqael la xjgn miguel sudah..
uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 15:46



    ekkeke..

aku dh proposed miqael.. laki hakak ckp glamer sgt.. sbb tu myiesha dia xmo....

balik2, terus bukak buku name2 islam..laki aku ckp nak sgt ke...
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:04 PM | Show all posts
aku g urut balik ganu masa raya ari tu(urut tgn ler)

tukang urut tu bidan, aku pnh urut ...
dak_ker Post at 4-10-2010 15:51




kiranya utk penyuburan tanah la ni ek
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:04 PM | Show all posts
kalo girl lg, nak taruk nama ape
dak_ker Post at 4-10-2010 15:42



    kalu gegel, banyak name.. x kisah...
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:05 PM | Show all posts
macik2 kiah, joyah, senah, siah, kak ton, kak teh, kak yam...........

sape2 yg nk bg duit kepada baby dayu ( adam amsyar)

sila berbuat demekian dgn tranfer duit kpd aku

dulu2 kt korang dayu bg kan..skrg turn korang lak bg kt dayu..

sape2 nk no akaun aku sila angkat tangan k

setahu aku orang2 yg dah bg duit
-waaz
- tieka

atau sesape yg dah bg aku lupa sbb ms tu korang bank in sekali duit makjun tetiba mak konpius..
sila hangkat tangan sekalik dan berteriakkkkkkk
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:05 PM | Show all posts
sape la kawan wife mayel tu ek.. hakak kenal x??
cira82 Post at 4-10-2010 16:01


yg kita sama2 makan mee bandung abg maaruf..

dia cite dgn aku masa kitaorg duduk2 masak sama2.. 2 yg teraccident dpt hadek 2...  x sempat nak makan ubat..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:06 PM | Show all posts
korang mkn jamu yg beli kat jiji tu je ker? aku beli jamu yg kacip kak timah petani tu. tp ...
atie_11 Post at 4-10-2010 16:01


aku beli baru...lum makan... srupa je ngan ko

malam ni aku makan... insyallah
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:06 PM | Show all posts
kiranya utk penyuburan tanah la ni ek
noname_me Post at 4-10-2010 04:04 PM



aku confuse...dri td aku duk bc..
skang ni dk nk mkn jamu utk ape? planning or subur nk bg amir adik?
tlg...hukhukhuk..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:06 PM | Show all posts
ekkeke..

aku dh proposed miqael.. laki hakak ckp glamer sgt.. sbb tu myiesha dia xmo... ...
cira82 Post at 4-10-2010 16:03


ko jawab la nak..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:07 PM | Show all posts
wei jiji, aku nak no akaun ko, ko tk bg lg aku rega jamu
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:07 PM | Show all posts
macik2 kiah, joyah, senah, siah, kak ton, kak teh, kak yam...........

sape2 yg nk bg duit kepada  ...
ji_ji Post at 4-10-2010 16:05


aku dah bg kat ko masa bayar duit maajun cap unta ari 2... even dayu x bg pun kat aku lg..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:07 PM | Show all posts
ekkeke..

aku dh proposed miqael.. laki hakak ckp glamer sgt.. sbb tu myiesha dia xmo... ...
cira82 Post at 4-10-2010 16:03


ko mcm beria je cira nak baby 2nd...
apa lagi cira maju la...
aku kalau tgk org pegnen mcm nak pegnen lagi
tp batin ku kata tak ready
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:08 PM | Show all posts
aku beli baru...lum makan... srupa je ngan ko

malam ni aku makan... insyallah
noname_me Post at 4-10-2010 16:06


baik ckp minggu depan jee la start makan..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:08 PM | Show all posts
macik2 kiah, joyah, senah, siah, kak ton, kak teh, kak yam...........

sape2 yg nk bg duit kepada  ...
ji_ji Post at 4-10-2010 16:05



    aku xpayah bagi kan?
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:08 PM | Show all posts
yg kita sama2 makan mee bandung abg maaruf..

dia cite dgn aku masa kitaorg duduk2 masak sa ...
uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 16:05



    ye laa.. dia pun cite kat aku...

mula2 nk g beli kat bidan tu.. skali takut plak.. bukti dh ade depan mate..

umah dia selang 3-4 umah dr umah maaruf... maksudnye bidan tu bidan yg same la kat umah kg aku gak..
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Post time 4-10-2010 04:08 PM | Show all posts
ko jawab la nak..
uglybetty08 Post at 4-10-2010 16:06



    aku ckp, nk cari name jekkk dulu..

dia malas dh nk layan...
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