one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word `fuсk'. it is a magical word. just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. in language it falls into many grammatical categories. it can be used as a verb, both transitive, "john fuсked mary," and intransitive, "mary was fuсked by john", and as a noun, "mary is a fine fuсk." it can be used as an adjective, "mary is fuсking beautiful."
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuсk. besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
ignorance: fuсked if i know.
trouble: i guess i am fuсked now!
fraud: i got fuсked at the used car lot.
aggression: fuсk you!
displeasure: what the fuсk is going on here?
difficulty: i can't understand this fuсking job.
incompetence: he is a fuсk-off.
suspicion: what the fuсk are you doing?
enjoyment: i had a fuсking good time.
request: get the fuсk out of here.
hostility: i'm going to knock your fuсking head off.
greeting: how the fuсk are you?
apathy: who gives a fuсk?
innovation: get a bigger fuсking hammer.
surprise: fuсk! you scared the shit out of me!
anxiety: today is really fuсked.
and it is very healthy too if every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra "fuсk you" five times; it clears your throat too!
Post time 10-1-2014 09:40 PM
