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Post time 2-3-2006 11:38 PM | Show all posts
teruskan menghantar koleksi anda
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Post time 7-3-2006 01:59 AM | Show all posts
The English language is very confusing: Why is "Bra" singular when it covers 2 breasts n "Panties" pluras when it covers just one *****!!!????  Fening.....orang melayu dibuatnye!!
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Post time 7-3-2006 02:08 AM | Show all posts
Singh got burnt on his thighs.  Doc advised Burnol and to take Viagra.  He ask Burnol, yes, but why Viagra?? Doc replied: It will keep your sarong off the burn!!
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Post time 7-3-2006 02:46 PM | Show all posts
no
shadows
2 depress
U

Only
joys
2 surround
U

ALLAH
Himself
2 bless
U

These
r my
wishes
4 u
4
2day
2morrow
& everyday!
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Post time 8-3-2006 01:32 PM | Show all posts
Hi cute..

PSST..

you nie memang
cute

Tengok tu..dah
senyum

Kadangkala kita
kena menipu

Untuk membuat
seseorang
gembira...
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Post time 9-3-2006 09:47 AM | Show all posts
i sent
my cares
to
the wind..

&


asked the
wind to
pass them
to you..

when you feel
the wind
blowing in
ur face...


that's me...


saying
i miss u
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Post time 9-3-2006 09:48 AM | Show all posts
i give u a
dozen roses

u ask me
why there r
no thorns?

i wud juz
smile...
n show my
bleeding hands,
then say,


"I took them
away, so that u
wont get hurt"
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Post time 9-3-2006 05:19 PM | Show all posts
No reason...

What
TIME

What
PLACE

What
PLANET

NOTHING could
ever change it..

,, ..::: U'LL
(.") (",) always
<l>/J> in my
JL   JL HEART
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Post time 11-3-2006 10:07 AM | Show all posts
Life is a
test. Islam is
best. Namaz is
must. Akhirat is 4

rest. World is
only dust. If
QURAN is in
chest, nothing

need next. Obey
ALLAH first.
success  will be
next.
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Post time 11-3-2006 10:10 AM | Show all posts
s
a
d

s
a
d

i'm
so
sad..

()"""()
(")o-)
("')("'),)
*sad*

()"""()
(")o("')
("')t("')
sad sad

u lah

never sms me

saving 10 cent

ape la..KEDEKUT!
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Post time 13-3-2006 11:15 AM | Show all posts
SAHABAT........

tdk semestinya
bsama hari2..

tdk jg mesti
b'bual hari2...

selagi ianya
t'pahat dihati...

PERSAHABATAN........

akan kekal abadi
slame2nye..=)
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Post time 13-3-2006 11:20 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 13-3-2006 11:21 AM | Show all posts
Ade gule ade
garam, buah
mangge buah
pelam, nasi

lemak pantai
dalam, kapal
terbang kapal
selam, jangan

marah jangan
geram, saje nk
ucap selamat
malam........
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Post time 15-3-2006 08:41 AM | Show all posts
message nie
HARAM,

JANGAN tekan
bawah..

ee..degilnye!!!
lantak la..
org x tanggung
jawab..

<)."".(>
(   (..) ) SAMAK
((    .  )) SENDIRI!
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Post time 15-3-2006 12:58 PM | Show all posts
Mulakan
Harimu
Dgn
Senyuman
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Post time 16-3-2006 02:34 PM | Show all posts
(o)o)
( ._.)
> <

This little froggy
says, u are his
friend..

So i killed him!
'coz, mana bleh!
ur my frend!!
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Post time 22-3-2006 05:17 PM | Show all posts
()"""() WAIT!
("(  'o' )")
  (  :    /
d鯪t sl蒭p yet!

()"""()
( -o- )
( (")(") )
baca doa dulu.

Hmmm..ok, u
can sleEp now.
Gud NitE!!
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Post time 22-3-2006 05:18 PM | Show all posts
Dlm hdp nie kdg2
kta HAPPY..

kdg2 2 sblik
nye..

ssh nk d
rmal, mcm cuaca
jga..

TP, ada 1 yg blh
wat kta HAPPY
SLALU..

BLA TPNDG
SNYUMAN ORG YG
KTA SYG la..
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Post time 22-3-2006 05:18 PM | Show all posts
BACA PLAN2 &
SAMBUNGKN
HURUFNYA:
Diz ama ndu luka

lasi ke rasak
tiper gime nca
rikit absuc iseda
ngka nke ralai

nsed angs
ibukme ngej atul
isani ni hehehe...
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Post time 23-3-2006 04:55 PM | Show all posts
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