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Borak2 Menjelang Hari Bahagia Part 56 (Sentuhan Terakhir Sebelum Pecah Ketuban)

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Post time 5-2-2010 09:32 AM | Show all posts
syabasss... aku smlm AL ari ni MC..
pecah record la. x penah mcm ni...

dh nk bersalin, halal jek laaa...
cira82 Post at 5-2-2010 09:30


:pompom: :pompom: :pompom:

syabas tuk kau jugak cira..dh hujung2 ni..ko mc 3minggu pun x kisah
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:34 AM | Show all posts
ko kan nak gi jb bulan 3 nnt... ko amik eak.. post kat sana... momod dah janji nak bagii banyak peanut..
uglybetty08 Post at 5-2-2010 09:32


lmbt sgt la..

lgpun ilmu di dada lum punuh lg
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:35 AM | Show all posts
mcm membe mael 2...
lg 1.5k nie x dpt2 lg... aku call skang mmg dia x pick up.. jap lg aku nak try call bini dia... lantak la..:kant:


pelik aku org camni kan.. xtau malu..pastu leh lak..wat dek jer..
biler mintak blik cam kiter lak yg utang ngn dia...
ish..ishk... ish..

mintak jer betty..sampai dia lak tension..
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:35 AM | Show all posts
moning kawan2 .... aku rasa nk meniaga lar kt thread jual beli tu ...
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:35 AM | Show all posts
mana tieka, jiji, doda?

jj dh pecah ke ketuban?
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:36 AM | Show all posts
moning kawan2 .... aku rasa nk meniaga lar kt thread jual beli tu ...
daisies85 Post at 5-2-2010 09:35


ko nk niaga apa pulak??
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:36 AM | Show all posts
moning kawan2 .... aku rasa nk meniaga lar kt thread jual beli tu ...
daisies85 Post at 5-2-2010 09:35


nk jual ape hadek??
kalu ade barang, bley ajee....
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:36 AM | Show all posts
pelik aku org camni kan.. xtau malu..pastu leh lak..wat dek jer..
biler mintak blik cam kiter lak yg utang ngn dia...
ish..ishk... ish..

mintak jer betty..sampai dia lak tensio ...
mizz_arenum Post at 5-2-2010 09:35


byk tuuuuuuuuuu

pinjam sedap..nk pulangkan x reti2
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:37 AM | Show all posts
jatuh kat depan bank... duit xde la banyak sgt kuarkan.. xde la berat mane pun....
jalan bley x balance..


ko neves ker kuarkan duit wei..sampia jatuh2 nih???

ko hati2 tau..
ari tu pun aku terlanggar sofa kat umah aku. pastu sib baik jatuh terduduk kat atas tilam..
(aku bentang tilam single dpn TV)..
laki aku dh bising..ckp jln tgk bwh..jgn main redah jer..
sib xde ape2...
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:38 AM | Show all posts
monennnnnnnnnnnn

aku sampai kul 930 arini..pg td hujan..1 jan setengah aku stuck kat je..penattttttttttt siotttttttttttt:kant:
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:38 AM | Show all posts
adc ... seram giler weh cite tu ..... tp komen diorang tu cam mengong ... sakit perut aku gelak ....
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:39 AM | Show all posts
byk tuuuuuuuuuu

pinjam sedap..nk pulangkan x reti2


moral of the story..
buat baik berpada2..buat jht jgn sekali... (saya Karim Singh Walia dr TV3)
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:39 AM | Show all posts
pelik aku org camni kan.. xtau malu..pastu leh lak..wat dek jer..
biler mintak blik cam kiter lak yg utang ngn dia...
ish..ishk... ish..

mintak jer betty..sampai dia lak tensio ...
mizz_arenum Post at 5-2-2010 09:35


aku x tau nak cr mcm ner... tp aku call ari 2 mmg aku sound tegak2 jee.. gi la mam..
tp dia muka x malu k.. mcm ko plak yg mintak sedekah dgn dia.. aku ckp dia leh gelak2... ckp faham2.. mcm haram...
kalo cite berdegang2... projeck ratus2 ribu... kabel fiber optik jee.. x main projek biasa2... dia bayar 1.5k ari 2 pun.. 500 3 kali nak dapt 2 puns etahun... 2 pun dgr cite dia pinjam duit org lain.. bangang nyer la jantan mcm 2... tp paling bodus mael la... x fhm aku.. percaya sgt..
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:39 AM | Show all posts
seram weh cite kt opis tu .... hampeh tul ... tp pelik lar ... nape antu mesti pompuan ek ... orang laki tak leh jadi antu kot ....
daisies85 Post at 4-2-2010 14:58


hadeekkk..yg suke stayback kat opis sume lelaki..klau antu lelaki kacau lelaki x best la..cam gay lak
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:41 AM | Show all posts
aku ingat nk jual baju2 ke ... barang2 yg aku tak moh da ... second hand item lar ... kekekekek .....


semalam aku sms ngan jiji weh ... sian dia ... tak larat nk bangun da tp dia kata ari nie dia kena keje .... aku suh dia pujuk2 baby kuar cepat ....



tieka ... abis lar ko ... jap lagi boss ko menepek depan meja ko mintak sebab datang lambat ....
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:41 AM | Show all posts
aku x tau nak cr mcm ner... tp aku call ari 2 mmg aku sound tegak2 jee.. gi la mam..
tp dia muka x malu k.. mcm ko plak yg mintak sedekah dgn dia.. aku ckp dia leh gelak2... ckp faham2.. mcm haram...
kalo cite berdegang2... projeck ratus2 ribu... kabel fiber optik jee.. x main projek biasa2... dia bayar 1.5k ari 2 pun.. 500 3 kali nak dapt 2 puns etahun... 2 pun dgr cite dia pinjam duit org lain.. bangang nyer la jantan mcm 2... tp paling bodus mael la... x fhm aku.. percaya sgt..


vongok nyer la org tu.... aku lak yg mrh dgr..

wes xbek ckp laki ko budus.. dia dh kena kencing tu..
mesti nk pnjm wat ayat manis...
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:41 AM | Show all posts
monennnnnnnnnnnn

aku sampai kul 930 arini..pg td hujan..1 jan setengah aku stuck kat je..penattttttttttt siotttttttttttt:kant:
kartieka Post at 5-2-2010 09:38


hujan ke? bos ko x tunggu dpn lif?

tmpt aku x hujan pun..cerah yg amat
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:43 AM | Show all posts
adc ... seram giler weh cite tu ..... tp komen diorang tu cam mengong ... sakit perut aku gelak ....
daisies85 Post at 5-2-2010 09:38


ha tu la..seram tp ada lawak2 gak
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:44 AM | Show all posts
hadeekkk..yg suke stayback kat opis sume lelaki..klau antu lelaki kacau lelaki x best la..cam gay lak
kartieka Post at 5-2-2010 09:39




  sioooooot je ko ....... cite pasal gay nie semalam laki aku dok cite2 pasal nyah ... mase blajar2 dulu dia kata suke g merayau area bukit bintang malam2 ... pegi kacau nyah .... ade sekali tu nyah tu bengang ngan diorang, nyah tu angkat kain weh ... laki aku kata seram sejuk tengok tuuuttttt nyah tu ... terus tobat tak buat da keje budus camtu ...
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Post time 5-2-2010 09:45 AM | Show all posts
farah..ok x ni?

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