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ROMAN, NOW GET US A REAL MANAGER
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Avram, in case you were too busy doing ball boy duties and didn抰 notice, we lost because we were sh*t, just like we have been most of the games we have played since you became coach. We lost because you do not have a clue. Tottenham got no more than they deserved. In fact it should not even have gone to extra time. Forget the stats and the results in previous matches. The performances in most games under Grant have been negative, dire, boring and downright embarrassing.
I close with my predictions for the rest of the season, (with the best price I can offer you in brackets) unless Avram changes his ways, or much, much better, he is sacked within the next few days.
1. We will not win the League. (odds 100/1 on)
2. We will not win the FA Cup. (50/1 on)
3. We will go out of the Champions League to the first decent team we are drawn against, most likely in the next round. (100/1 on)
4. We will struggle to make the top four. (20/1 on)
5. We will lose our unbeaten home Premiership record. (100/1 on and same price for losing to both Man U and Arsenal)
6. Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba will shove off to wherever an unnamed coach takes charge during the close season. (20/1 on)
7. Roman will decide that this isn抰 what he spent God knows what on, pull out of Chelsea and we will be battling Leeds for promotion out of League 1 within three years. (evens)
8. Frank Arnesen will become first team manager, his brother assistant manager, his cousin physio, his dad chairman, his sister international scout, his best mate will take Frank抯 current job (that means doing sweet fa) and the girl he used to shag at the Copenhagen Comprehensive will become head tea lady. (Betting closed on this one, sounds too realistic for my peace of mind)
by Richard Micallef, cfcnet |
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Post time 25-2-2008 09:04 PM
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