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...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
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Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.” |
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I hate when people saw me at the supermarket and they were like:
"Hey what are you doing here?"
And I am just like:
"Oh you know hunting elephants."
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Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic at 6.00 a.m when I told you 9.00 a.m?
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
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Rabbit, dog and turtle...
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How to tell if you've smelly feet? |
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
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Husband said to his wife:
"You don't love me at all."
Wife points towards their five children and says:
"Do you think I downloaded these from Google?"
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Bila Hidupmu Dalam Kegelapan
Bila hidupmu dalam kegelapan, maka berdoalah;
Dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil elektrik.
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. |
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet. |
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Category: Belia & Informasi
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Post time 10-10-2017 03:36 PM
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