...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

ctjah

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’

The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’

The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

andrea_ester

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… That’s where the knives are kept.

andrea_ester

A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.

andrea_ester

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear. Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep..

andrea_ester

I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.

ctjah

Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”

ctjah

Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself . It said “Anyone know where my glove went?”

seribulan

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farleo

You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress.  In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a big stress already. You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you can't be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what the real stress is.

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