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Author: maslia

kenapa, orang laki, lepas kawin je mesti buncit?

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Post time 1-3-2009 03:26 PM | Show all posts

Balas #1 maslia\ catat

saya maintain lagi....makin mantap adelah....awek2 pun masih duk usha lagi.
yg penting kita jaga badan dan penampilan....

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Post time 2-3-2009 04:07 PM | Show all posts
bila lepas kahwin
perempuan bunting sembilan bulan
lelaki bunting seumur hidup
tu namanya pengorbanan seorang lelaki...


























apa yg aku merapek ni....
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Post time 13-3-2009 12:56 PM | Show all posts
tu kes tertelan air bini la tuuu hehehehe. it depends aaa, aku maintain jer

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~ hypocrasy sucks ~
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Post time 13-3-2009 03:26 PM | Show all posts
de kawan yg dah kawen buat research pasal nie..

katenye coz sexual activities...

bile ade sexula intercourse, orgasm..bla..bla...kelenjar pitutuari (betul ke ejaan nie...? ) kat otak akan merembes hormon yg encourage cell growth.....

x tau la btul ke x....
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Post time 13-3-2009 03:27 PM | Show all posts
tapi de je org yg dah kawen menten slim shady..heeeee...
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Post time 13-3-2009 03:42 PM | Show all posts
Sebelum kawin kena ar jaga perut...pelbagai senaman dilakukan supaya dpt control perut...nak jaga imej di depan awek gak kan...nnt kalo awek bawak jumpe kawan2 dia nnt tak de la dipandang cm lelaki yg boroi semata2...da kawin tak yah ar susah2 nk control...menda yg nk da dpt kn ...lgpn kegiatan riadah selama ni da ditukarkan untuk senaman lain lak...

Tapi ada gak ar case cm cousin aku ni...dia ckp dia suka kalo husband dia gemuk sbb sedap peluk...so pas da kawin dia sumbat laki dia mkn byk2...dulu2 suh maintain kurus masa nk bersanding aje
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Post time 13-3-2009 03:54 PM | Show all posts
makin kurus ada laa... haiiii.. dah nasib badan...
kena carik plan teckle anak mamak la pulak...
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Post time 13-3-2009 06:38 PM | Show all posts
teringat brader kat opis aku.aku tanye la kat die nape perot boroi pas kawen die bleh cakap"isteri aku tiup kat bawah,kembong la perot aku!"
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Post time 13-3-2009 06:42 PM | Show all posts

Balas #42 obelisk\ catat

wakakakakaka...lawak bro!lawak!!tergelak aku sensorang!!
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Post time 13-3-2009 06:57 PM | Show all posts

Balas #40 AntagonisYgKeut\ catat

aku setuju fakta ni buat member ofis aku. puas aku sound suruh diet...makin banyak makan aku tengok. yang tak bestnya aku tengok perut dia membesaq. sebaliknya aku, badan maintain...kurus mcm ni gak... baju 5 thn dulu pun boleh pakai. nak gak aku berisi skit pasai aku ni kategori kuruss sangat masalahnya time badan naik skit, dah start tak lalu makan. tak tau napa...
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Post time 13-3-2009 09:08 PM | Show all posts

Reply #1 maslia's post

lelaki bila dah kawin dah tak kisah penampilan...tak mcm masa bujang....pastu wife plak masak sedap2....maunya tak naik perut...
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Post time 13-3-2009 09:17 PM | Show all posts
asik makan jek scam ner ....
istri plk rajin masak ...
exercise malas ....


harap2 aku tak jadi camtu ...
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Post time 13-3-2009 09:21 PM | Show all posts

Reply #52 edry_faizi's post

kalau harap je tapi takde usaha susah la....


anda akan menambahkan bilangan lelaki berperut buncit....
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Post time 13-3-2009 09:36 PM | Show all posts
yg belum kawen tapi boroi tu apa cite..???
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Post time 13-3-2009 10:47 PM | Show all posts

Balas #54 tungkai\ catat

tu kes malas bersenam...balik keje, madi, solat terus landing. bukan nak pikiaq apa, bujang... hari cuti, bantai tiiidoooqqq, best tu, hehehe...
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Post time 13-3-2009 11:33 PM | Show all posts

Balas #54 tungkai\ catat

yang boroi tapi belum kawen dikira di luar kawalan diri.

makan banyak tapi tanak exercise... dok depan komputer layan forum je
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Post time 13-3-2009 11:43 PM | Show all posts

Balas #56 inquisitor\ catat

betul...betul..betul...(pinjam dari upin dan ipin)
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Post time 21-4-2009 04:17 PM | Show all posts
aku belom kahwin dah buncit dah,,problem tol
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Post time 21-4-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
tp kalo yg lum kawin dah buncit..ape cer?
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Post time 22-4-2009 09:20 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by garfiled79 at 21-4-2009 16:19
tp kalo yg lum kawin dah buncit..ape cer?



kembung sbb mkn angen...
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