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Author: kartieka

Teratak KBKK(Kebahagian & Kelentang Kelentung) Edisi Ke 71

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Post time 21-6-2010 03:05 PM | Show all posts
ank aku nek lif tanpa sedar
akudancinta Post at 21-6-2010 15:03



    ko penah tengok citer cina kantonis kut tak silap
laki bini ni baru pindah rumah kondo la gitu
ank dia dah pandai jln, naik lif..pastu org gila culik ank dia
budak tu dia sorok dlm sesalur udara ke hapa pon tatau la
dlm bangunan tu jugak la
org gila tu train ank dia jd cam ank dia
sampai 1 tahap mak budak tu jumpa ank dia
ank dia takmo..ank dia nk org gila tu jgk
org gila tu jd camtu sbb laki dia mati, ank mati..tapak rumah kerajaan amik wat kondo tersebut
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:05 PM | Show all posts
me rela drpd bernamakan si jebat
akudancinta Post at 21-6-2010 14:54


budusssssssssss..sanggup merangkak g kaunteer pendaftaran semata2 x mo nama jebat
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:06 PM | Show all posts
ratu humi dh pandai guna perkataan 'heaven'
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:05



    ok pasni ratu sebut hell!!!! :@
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:06 PM | Show all posts
besharrrrrrrrrrrrr punyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dk yg besar dr ko tu pun 73 je
akudancinta Post at 21-6-2010 14:56


ko jgn bikin aku meraung wehhh
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:07 PM | Show all posts
ko penah tengok citer cina kantonis kut tak silap
laki bini ni baru pindah rumah kondo la ...
ji_ji Post at 21-6-2010 15:05


aku ada tgk cita ni..org gila tu aku seram tgk dia..aku takut wei
tp aku sian tgk mak pak sebenar tu..sedih la:cry:
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:07 PM | Show all posts
oh adekku, 80kg jua kaka mu hini  

skrg ko berape
ji_ji Post at 21-6-2010 14:57



60++..byk lg nk kna buang weeiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:07 PM | Show all posts
budusssssssssss..sanggup merangkak g kaunteer pendaftaran semata2 x mo nama jebat
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:05



    merangkak dgn kain batik senteng, berstokin paras betis, param penuh didahi
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:07 PM | Show all posts
alhamdulillahhhh, bila ko due?
dak_ker Post at 21-6-2010 14:57



aku x tau nk cian ke nk gelak weh
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:08 PM | Show all posts
budusssssssssss..sanggup merangkak g kaunteer pendaftaran semata2 x mo nama jebat
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:05



   

sanggupp..aku x mo nanti nama ank ada dlm buku sejarah
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:08 PM | Show all posts
aku ada tgk cita ni..org gila tu aku seram tgk dia..aku takut wei
tp aku sian tgk mak pak seben ...
akudancinta Post at 21-6-2010 15:07



    laki dia tak pecaya ckp bini dia
tp mak budak mmg kental
sanggup g lawan..masuk dlm terowong tu sama,
siap lawan2 dlm rumah guna pisau suma
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:08 PM | Show all posts
apsal aku yg chubby and tembam dr ko sblm peknen pn baru 71kg ni??
reena_max Post at 21-6-2010 14:57



sbb aku makan kek choc indulgence kata dktu pasal anak aku berakkuang asam dak ker
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:09 PM | Show all posts
ko jgn bikin aku meraung wehhh
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:06



    aku meraung gak..tp meraung gumbira.

aku main2 la..sajer kacau ko tau..
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:09 PM | Show all posts
aku x tau nk cian ke nk gelak weh
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:07



    x bek la ko gelak
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:09 PM | Show all posts
60++..byk lg nk kna buang weeiiiiiiiiiiiiii
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:07



     kaka 59..jarum terketar2 nk ke 60
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:10 PM | Show all posts
laki dia tak pecaya ckp bini dia
tp mak budak mmg kental
sanggup g lawan..masuk dlm tero ...
ji_ji Post at 21-6-2010 15:08



    yg lawan2 guna pisau tu aku takut..ngeri weii
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:12 PM | Show all posts
ko penah tengok citer cina kantonis kut tak silap
laki bini ni baru pindah rumah kondo la ...
ji_ji Post at 21-6-2010 15:05



aku tgk..aku tgk..padahal si gila tu comot giler..anak nyer nak jugak kat si gila tu kannnnnnnnnn..sedeh weh citer tu
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:12 PM | Show all posts
ok pasni ratu sebut hell!!!!
ji_ji Post at 21-6-2010 15:06



budusssssssssssss
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:13 PM | Show all posts
budusssssssssss..sanggup merangkak g kaunteer pendaftaran semata2 x mo nama jebat
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:05


best apa...
anak jins shamsudin pn nama putera hang jebat
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Post time 21-6-2010 03:14 PM | Show all posts
aku tgk..aku tgk..padahal si gila tu comot giler..anak nyer nak jugak kat si gila tu kannnnnnn ...
kartieka Post at 21-6-2010 15:12



    kesah si gila pon sedey gak..
ank mati kena timpa pokok kot..
laki mati sbb apa ntah
pastu dia koyak tin sardin mulot
molut terkoyak berdarah sedepa
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 Author| Post time 21-6-2010 03:14 PM | Show all posts
best apa...
anak jins shamsudin pn nama putera hang jebat
reena_max Post at 21-6-2010 15:13


masalah nyer dia bukan anak jins..anak jimis
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