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Author: NIXAR

[Tempatan] Gejala Ketagih Hidu Gam & Tahi Lembu.

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Post time 11-7-2013 11:31 AM | Show all posts
sy penah kt kg dlu...kt sebelah kdai runcit ade stompok taik lembu ni...dtg 4-5 org mat pet gi kerumun taik tu...pastu siap hidu gne straw lg...bangang giler...
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Post time 11-7-2013 12:53 PM | Show all posts
memang bau rumput lepas kene potong... ermm memang seap..bau rumput lepas kena potong mmg marbeles. Bau tanah lepas kena hujan...pong bau nyer adelah bau yg sejati.. membawa kedamaian dan ketenangan.. nak nak kalo bau tu ade waktu pagi..ermm aku ingat aku sorang jerk suke bau ruumput lepas kene potong btw..dan bau tanah lpas kena hujan
Tahukah anda lipan ada pantang larangnya. kebiasaannya lipan dewasa mempunyai 44 kaki (kiri + kanan).
Lombu adalah pantang lipan dimana ada lombu disitu x ada lipan. Jadi nak halau lipan kena bela lombu,ngerti!!... nak tau sebabnya?
Lipan lari bukan takut kat lombu, dia takut kat tahik lombu, apabila dia sekali melintasi tahi lombu kaki dia akan hilang dua, tak percaya cuba tangkap lipan kira kaki , kemudian biarkan melintasi tahi lombu tentu kaki dia kurang 1.

Nak tau kenapa kaki lipan kurang satu.......Kerana dia x ada perfume terpaksa angkat kaki tutup hidung dgn kaki pasal tahi lombu tu kan busuk.
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Post time 11-7-2013 01:03 PM | Show all posts
bluezink posted on 11-7-2013 12:53 PM
memang bau rumput lepas kene potong... ermm memang seap..bau rumput lepas kena potong mmg marbeles.  ...

Hang ni baru lepas hidu gam ke ... lalok semacam jer ...
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Post time 11-7-2013 01:25 PM | Show all posts
melayu islam ke hidu taik lembu?
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Post time 11-7-2013 01:29 PM | Show all posts
NIXAR posted on 11-7-2013 10:58 AM
semua org ada bau tersendiri yg dia suka. cuma hidu gam ni bahaya utk otak.

tula...
org tegor tak nak caya...bila dah mereng otak nyusahkan mak bapak
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Post time 11-7-2013 02:55 PM | Show all posts
dedulu cikgu biologi cerita, kalu taik lembu yg fresh tu,tgk kat mikroskop,akn nampak bentuk sel/apa tah terms nye yg sgt2 cantik...

tp kami ank2 murid die xpenah plak try tgk camne rupa cantik tu...
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 Author| Post time 11-7-2013 03:03 PM | Show all posts
jika di India taik lembu ni ada digunakan utk buat dinding rumah
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Post time 12-7-2013 06:00 PM | Show all posts
depa boh taik lembu dlm ayaq ketum tu kan.... isyhhh
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Post time 12-7-2013 06:17 PM | Show all posts
aqissa posted on 12-7-2013 06:00 PM
depa boh taik lembu dlm ayaq ketum tu kan.... isyhhh

apa yang merepek nih....
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Post time 12-7-2013 08:30 PM | Show all posts
mrs.senah posted on 12-7-2013 06:17 PM
apa yang merepek nih....

aik... betul neh mrs senah...x tipu bolan posa neh....
hubby kak ipar bagi tau...kat kedah nun...
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Post time 12-7-2013 08:48 PM | Show all posts
c===8 posted on 11-7-2013 10:34 AM
sikit hari taik manusia pun org jadikan bahan nak stim

Dah lama dah....cuba google jenkem


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Post time 12-7-2013 09:54 PM | Show all posts
aqissa posted on 12-7-2013 06:00 PM
depa boh taik lembu dlm ayaq ketum tu kan.... isyhhh

memeng mereng dah....ridset pun boh juga.........
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Post time 12-7-2013 09:59 PM | Show all posts
Aku suke bau minyak petrol..mmg terbaik la..laloq ketika membau nye
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:26 PM | Show all posts
nanti ade plak yg ketagih hidu kentut manusia
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:35 PM | Show all posts
bau duit kuar dari bank paling wangi
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:44 PM | Show all posts
mak_wa95 posted on 12-7-2013 09:54 PM
memeng mereng dah....ridset pun boh juga.........

hak tu...aku x dengaq...
tapi ubat nyamuk lingkaran tu dah dengaq...
sumer anak melayu yg buat...lalok....adoyai...
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:44 PM | Show all posts
kan cow dung tu ada methane. ada kat mana ntah tengok documentary dia orang collect kentut lembu utk dapatkan methane tu
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:49 PM | Show all posts
aqissa posted on 12-7-2013 10:44 PM
hak tu...aku x dengaq...
tapi ubat nyamuk lingkaran tu dah dengaq...
sumer anak melayu yg buat.. ...

lebih kurang kut...depa kata spray dalm plastik ketum ikat ketat2.....giler.....
terer anak melayu kita jadi saintis.............
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:54 PM | Show all posts
mak_wa95 posted on 12-7-2013 10:49 PM
lebih kurang kut...depa kata spray dalm plastik ketum ikat ketat2.....giler.....
terer anak melay ...

terrer tapi depa kona tang len....
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Post time 12-7-2013 10:57 PM | Show all posts
aqissa posted on 12-7-2013 10:54 PM
terrer tapi depa kona tang len....

bodo bangang...tak fikir benda ak menjahanamkan diri....nyusahkan orang pula tu.........................
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