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Post time 3-3-2008 11:58 AM | Show all posts
kat area umah akupun anjing2 suka wat konsert..penah skali genap jer tgh malam hanjeng2 tu pakat melalak..
rupa-rupanya bila siasatan dijalankan..terdapat sekumpulan anjing lain yang menceroboh kawasan perumahan aku tu untuk mengurat anjing betina yang famous dan hot dikalangan anjing kawasan taman tu..maka berlakulah adengan psiko-mensaiko dikalangan anjing2 tu..(anjing tu sebenarnya bosia sebab selalu bertukar jantan!).. sebab anjing tu anjing jiran cina depan umah..taklah cun mana!!
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Post time 3-3-2008 12:27 PM | Show all posts

Reply #21 haZelEyEz's post

wahkakakakakakaka......
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Post time 3-3-2008 01:11 PM | Show all posts
hahahahhahahahaha....
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Post time 3-3-2008 01:11 PM | Show all posts
citer yg sangat best n penuh angker...
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Post time 3-3-2008 03:43 PM | Show all posts
  il divo ek?

apasal x mintak otograf hanjeng tu?
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Post time 3-3-2008 06:54 PM | Show all posts
ko ni terbalikla dengan aku..

aku pun kejar anjeng..tapi kena kejar balik..huhuhuhu
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Post time 3-3-2008 07:25 PM | Show all posts
According to the Chinese, if dogs howl at night, that means they saw ghosts/dirty things.

Years ago, my mom's neighbour's dog howled eerily every night. Not long after that, the owner (the husband) passed away. Maybe the dog saw 'something'.
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Post time 3-3-2008 09:03 PM | Show all posts
hahhahahahhahah ..lawak siot
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Post time 3-3-2008 10:10 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by haZelEyEz at 3-3-2008 11:58
kat area umah akupun anjing2 suka wat konsert..penah skali genap jer tgh malam hanjeng2 tu pakat melalak..
rupa-rupanya bila siasatan dijalankan..terdapat sekumpulan anjing lain yang menceroboh  ...


kt umah aku pon lebih kurang cam citer ko gak,

tapi anjing2 area umah aku hasil anjing2 yg dihalau oleh tuan umah yg tidak mahu menyara mereka lagik,

lalu anjing2 tersebut merajuk dan melarikan kat atas bukit blakang umah aku....

diorg akan turun dr bukit untuk mencarik mangsa one nite stand.....

setiap malam aku akan tedengo salakan dan lolongan anjing betina yg mengerang kesakitan....

sekian...
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Post time 4-3-2008 12:05 PM | Show all posts
wakakakakakakaakakkakaka.... lagi best dr bod lawak jenaka.
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Post time 4-3-2008 01:02 PM | Show all posts
yo yo or jer aku baca....
sekali citer lawak...

kwn aku kata....kalo nak tgk hantu....
masa dengar anjing menyalak (yg bunyi sayup2 tu....bkn kong kong kong tu)
bukak tingkap....tgk ke arah anjing menyalak....
kalo ada rezeki....leh nampak hantu
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Post time 4-3-2008 03:29 PM | Show all posts
hampess .. aku ingat kan betul2 lah cite seram
aku ingatkan kumpulan divo tu
hehehe

aku pernah .. anjing menyalak betul2 sebelah tingkap bilik aku
pehhh .. sayuppp ajer
esoknya pulak dia p nyalak kat sebelah tingkap jiran aku merangkap bespren aku .. tak tau lah apa yg dia nmpk

masa tu area umah aku dikelilingi hutan ... la ni dah terang benderang .. dah naik BMI ngan UIA dahh
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Post time 4-3-2008 03:48 PM | Show all posts
berani betul you all. nasih baik anjing2 tu lari kalu anjing and the geng kejar you all ..........................
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Post time 4-3-2008 09:53 PM | Show all posts
khas utk "bremen"...



Regresa a m
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Post time 5-3-2008 08:58 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by dang_anum at 4-3-2008 01:02 PM

kwn aku kata....kalo nak tgk hantu....
masa dengar anjing menyalak (yg bunyi sayup2 tu....bkn kong kong kong tu)
bukak tingkap....tgk ke arah anjing menyalak....
kalo ada rezeki....leh nampak hantu


aku pernah buat mcm ni..tp tak nampak ..tak da rezeki..

biasa nya kalau ada hanjing memekak d tempat aku..
aku tepon mbpj sj ..suruh depa tangkap..
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Post time 5-3-2008 11:18 AM | Show all posts
errr seramnye
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Post time 5-3-2008 08:03 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by haZelEyEz at 3-3-2008 11:58 AM
kat area umah akupun anjing2 suka wat konsert..penah skali genap jer tgh malam hanjeng2 tu pakat melalak..
rupa-rupanya bila siasatan dijalankan..terdapat sekumpulan anjing lain yang menceroboh  ...

bagus betoi ko punye kajian kes
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Post time 5-3-2008 09:41 PM | Show all posts
Jap........nak pikir dulu, nak ketawa ke tak nak....:re:






















Emmm....sebab nak ambik hati terpakas lah aku ketawa...
HA    HA      HA            
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Post time 14-3-2008 12:52 AM | Show all posts
patutla org cakap, jika anjing menyalak sebenarnya nmpk antu.. upenya mmg sedang anjing menyalak mmg ada antu kuar berkejaran, siap dengan mgamuk lak tuh n mbaling batu.. harhahrhar
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Post time 14-3-2008 02:19 PM | Show all posts
hahaha.....lawak siottt!!well....kalau anjing melalak kong..kong..kong! tu mmg cari nahas nak kena baling dgn batu je gamaknya...

tapi kalau anjing melolong sayup2 tu sure leh bikin meremang bulu roma weii...!!!
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