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...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
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Funny adult jokes - Sex without condoms
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears. |
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Edited by PongKang at 15-2-2017 01:20 AM
Funny adult jokes - Water
Sometimes during the weekends I drink some water - to surprise my liver |
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Q: Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
A: ________________
*What is the answering joke? |
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Edited by seribulan at 15-2-2017 10:49 AM
from Readers Digest...
THE SMARTEST JOKE I ever heard was so clever, I didn’t get it. It had to be explained to me seven times before I sort of got it. By the eighth explanation, I’d wised up enough to say, “Oh, now I get it,” just to shut them up.
Here it is: “Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11.” I’m still not sure I get it, but I tell it all the time just so I sound smart. (Here’s the kind of joke I like: “What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.”)
If you want to find out how it feels to sound smart, try out some of these jokes. Still confused? I tried explaining each below, in bold.
These gags, held in high esteem among the literati, are best told while wearing a smoking jacket and a smug smile.
• JOKE 1:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
“Am I missing something? There’s no response.” That’s because rhetorical questions don’t get one. “Am I a dolt or what?” Umm …is that a rhetorical question?
• JOKE 2:
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
The joke wasn’t there because it was busy parking the car.
• JOKE 3:
Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything!
A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!!
• JOKE 4:
This sentence contains exactly threeee erors.
The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag.
• JOKE 5:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
I always get this wrong, to (or is that “too” … “Two?”)
Steve Wacksman for Reader’s Digest
Nothing has scrambled more brains than the sight of numerals waiting to be added, subtracted, divided, multiplied, or fractioned. So if you can tell a digit-laden joke without stumbling, get ready for a phone call from Mensa!
JOKE 6:
Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”
N is a placeholder for a number. Adding one makes it one more than whatever n is. We could have used X, but this is a family magazine.
• JOKE 7:
A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
“You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
Divide 12 by 4, or a quarter. Now do you get it? (I didn’t. Someone had to tell me to do that.)
• JOKE 8:
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
The only time nothing is negative is under the Christmas tree. So when counting down, happily stop at nothing—or zero—to avoid the dreaded negative numbers.
• JOKE 9:
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
Unless their instrument is the triangle, musicians are looked upon as highly cultured. Leach off their reputation with these:
• JOKE 10:
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach …”
And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
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Q: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
A: ___________________________ |
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Q: What is brought to table and cut; but never be eaten?
A : ___________________
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 good one for your joke...
not the funny exact answer
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suke bunge 
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A: *You* have only one. I now have 2.
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Q: A man builds a house, which is rectangular in shape. All four sides have a southern exposure. A big bear walks by What color is the bear?
A: ______________________ |
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WHITE BEAR a.k.a POLAR BEAR. bcoz that house is at North pole.
da jd thread teka teki ni. hihihi
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Post time 15-2-2017 01:15 AM
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