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Post time 20-2-2009 01:16 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 12:30 PM

cleberbone like mine...lyin' down but stil can moyan
went well 2 d rite nose ehh
sweet memories or sweet child o mine
jelly green ehh...then yu can pack it n sell ...


then it is itchy bone, lying down muyan wif yr King Kong
ma nose has no well, dark like the Stone Cave
sweet childrens of mine and yours sung by ??
production is on its way, natural lill green jelly:pompom::pompom:
u can keep yr boifren ; i have ma own more gorgeous I am confident of it
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Post time 20-2-2009 01:21 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 12:50 PM

peeping yu lettin go ur kepam
i need no help pliss yu need help to let go ur kepam
try to take a deep breath n push bery harddddddddddddddddd
aim doin  ...


no he peeps when i am taking my sweet bath
i eat lots of golden bananas to help me to KEPAM
look like you are giving birth to KEPAM babies
cleaner and oso heroin to the HERO
when u collect yr profit, give me some okay fren
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Post time 20-2-2009 08:59 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 20-2-2009 12:57 PM
now only i can see...u sleep all day?
No,no kepam also making part-time..kepam is just the extra smell he put on laundry for special guests
CPR to KEPAM..ma soulmate will get angry u know
no regards to her; she is mine alone
those sheets act like gold brush eye liner...very gorjes one
alarm clock with yr face will give me nitemares


yess corek coz ai stay awake all nite long
i thot kepam so rich n pemes, still do partime mehh
no wonder ma basket smelll sooooooooo
yu dun hv 2 tell ur brainmate lorr
juz do d CPR
juz say HI lorr yu very jelezz ehh
gorjes in d eyes of genie, yesss
but nt fr ma poin of view
yu shud learn more
ai thot yu always dream of me evernite n everyday
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Post time 20-2-2009 09:00 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by snowcar at 20-2-2009 01:11 PM




my heart is broken...

but why

dun cry plisss
ai always by ur side
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 Author| Post time 20-2-2009 09:04 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 12:55 PM

almost done..........


done de joB?
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Post time 20-2-2009 09:06 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 20-2-2009 01:16 PM

then it is itchy bone, lying down muyan wif yr King Kong
ma nose has no well, dark like the Stone Cave
sweet childrens of mine and yours sung by ??
production is on its way, natural lill green jelly:pompom::pompom:
u can keep yr boifren ; i have ma own more gorgeous I am confident of it

nope it's a black dog bones
so sceri laik a black hole hw big is tat
sweet laik a candy
ai bet...ur bisnes will bengkrup
coz d jelly so kepam
no wayyy
mine is more gorjess plissssssssssssss
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Post time 20-2-2009 09:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 20-2-2009 01:21 PM
no he peeps when i am taking my sweet bath
i eat lots of golden bananas to help me to KEPAM
look like you are giving birth to KEPAM babies
cleaner and oso heroin to the HERO
when u collect yr [color=#ff00 ! important][color=#ff00 ! important]profit, give me some okay fren

.

ur bath is sweet d water is sweet laik a sugar ehh
yu better eat rotten eggs..once yu PUSH, kepam will fly in d air
kepam babies is here n there...too many
i better have an air freshner baby
heroin tat makes hero being caught
n send 2 rehab drug addicts
ma profit is strictly not for sharing wif yu
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Post time 20-2-2009 09:11 PM | Show all posts
gud nite all.......................
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:37 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 20-2-2009 09:04 PM


done de joB?

done Mas dear.................
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:38 AM | Show all posts
monin y'allz..........................

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Post time 21-2-2009 11:16 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 08:59 PM
yess corek coz ai stay awake all nite long
i thot kepam so rich n pemes, still do partime mehh
no wonder ma basket smelll sooooooooo
yu dun hv 2 tell ur brainmate lorr
juz do d CPR
juz say HI lorr yu very jelezz ehh
gorjes in d eyes of genie, yesss
but nt fr ma poin of view
yu shud learn more
ai thot yu always dream of me evernite n everyday
   


caught u digging yr nose again u stay awake all nit like ghost bird
kepam where got femes?  only the gas is femes becos we make it femes
ma soulmate( jiwa u know in BM)not brainmate
you have only eyes with gold sheet , can't view clearly
u cannot enter ma dream; only ma soulmate can enter ma dream
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Post time 21-2-2009 11:22 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 09:06 PM

nope it's a black dog bones
so sceri laik a black hole hw big is tat
sweet laik a candy
ai bet...ur bisnes will bengkrup
coz d jelly so kepam
no wayyy
mine is more gorjess plissssssssssssss ...


black dog bone ???already expired
Black Hole of Calcutta, can find yr black dog bone here
sweet n sour like Mas fev dish
ma business is doing well and people go for the jelly thing from ma nose
not the KEPAM smell
u show yr King Kong/Sergeant Tora Termite picture, then we can compare? who is more gorjes...
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Post time 21-2-2009 11:28 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 20-2-2009 09:11 PM

ur bath is sweet d water is sweet laik a sugar ehh
yu better eat rotten eggs..once yu PUSH, kepam will fly in d air
kepam babies is here n there...too many
i better have an air freshner baby
heroin tat makes hero being caught
n send 2 rehab drug addicts
ma profit is strictly not for sharing wif yu ...


yup I look very sweet when I take my bath
rotten egg only produce by Mas n Kepam....I will never buy them
u have many kepam babies i know, some are loud, silent and some just nice
air freshner doesn't work in the KEPAM industry; bomb is so powerful
heroin who is so sweet and gentle that all HEROES will go after HER
you are very stingy ...i have lots of ma own money , ma soulmate give me every month
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:10 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 21-2-2009 11:16 AM
caught u digging yr nose again u stay awake all nit like ghost bird
kepam where got femes?  only the gas is femes becos we make it femes
ma soulmate( jiwa u know in BM)not brainmate
you have only eyes with gold sheet , can't view clearly
u cannot enter ma dream; only ma soulmate can enter ma dream


who ask yu to peep me aim doin ma bisnes, so nxt taim yu better stay out
aim nt laik ghost bird but more to ghost rider aim doin partime, yu see
i saw KEPAM on 1st board KLSE not femes yu said
when yu said, KEPAM i bet everybodi knoe lorrr
it's ma stori ai can write whever ai want...brainmate!!~~
i can view very klin n kler yu knoe
ai cn enter ur dream even w/o ur prmission
ai cn be ur 'brainmate' soulmate in ur dreams
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 21-2-2009 11:22 AM
black dog bone ???already expired
Black Hole of Calcutta, can find yr black dog bone here
sweet n sour like Mas fev dish
ma business is doing well and people go for the jelly thing from ma nose
not the KEPAM smell
u show yr King Kong/Sergeant Tora Termite picture, then we can compare? who is more gorjes...


4got 2 cek d xpired date cn hv new 1 or not ehh
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman

not onli can find black dog bone
but all d black living creatures

who tat stupid cust buyin' ur green jelly
yucksssssssssssssssssssssssssss
yu will cry how gorjes ma king
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lillet at 21-2-2009 11:28 AM

yup I look very sweet when I take my bath
rotten egg only produce by Mas n Kepam....I will never buy them
u have many kepam babies i know, some are loud, silent and some just nice
air freshner doesn't work in the KEPAM industry; bomb is so powerful
heroin who is so sweet and gentle that all HEROES will go after HER
you are very stingy ...i have lots of ma own money , ma soulmate give me every month

sweet laik a brown sugar..
MAs gave u pree kepam eggs stock 4 a year
tat u cannot say NO to
ma kepam babies trained to be sooooo polite , slow n steady
yu don get jelezzz plissss
ai got tis 1 powerr air freshner
when ai spray all the kepam air gone missing wif d wind
tata heroin u mntioned named QUEEN AURORA
even ur brainmate crazy for herr
ur brainmate gives u rupiah1 million ehh evry month
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Post time 21-2-2009 06:33 PM | Show all posts

MA PEBERET SONG..............

Do you hear me,
Talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying

Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair

Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
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Post time 21-2-2009 07:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 21-2-2009 06:10 PM

who ask yu to peep me aim doin ma bisnes, so nxt taim yu better stay out
aim nt laik ghost bird but more to ghost rider aim doin partime, yu see
i saw KEPAM on 1st board KLSE not femes yu said
when yu said, KEPAM i bet everybodi knoe lorrr
it's ma stori ai can write whever ai want...brainmate!!~~
i can view very klin n kler yu knoe
ai cn enter ur dream even w/o ur prmission
ai cn be ur 'brainmate' soulmate in ur dreams
...

ma eyes so sharp can peep thru the walls...i cant stop ma self from looking
u do partime like night shift?  guess ur eyes are made from ghost eyes can't closed at nite
KEPAM on First Board.??.must be joking, u better check see yr optician
only the PICTURE QUIZ members know him; not enuff to pass the KLSE odisen
yr story but I have to read it...so u have to satisfy yr customer...ma soulmate am telling u again
i know how careless u r with yr words...u need bigger white glasses
no way, u have no password to enter ma dream
ma dream so sweet ; always with ma soulmate
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Post time 21-2-2009 07:16 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 21-2-2009 06:24 PM

4got 2 cek d xpired date cn hv new 1 or not ehh
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman

not onli can find black dog bone
but all d black living creatures

who tat stupid cust buyin' ur green jelly
yucksssssssssssssssssssssssssss
yu will cry how gorjes ma king

:lol ...


what r u trying to do, singing the Calcuttta taxi driver song?
Oh I know, yr king must be a taxi driver from Calcutta, no wonder u like black dog bone
I can give u free black Alley Cats to accomapny yr Black Dog Bone so u wont be lonely
ma green jelly customers are genius people just like methey got high taste
i will cry to see how bad looking your king is...if u see ma soulmate u will experience tornado
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Post time 21-2-2009 07:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by queen_aurora at 21-2-2009 06:30 PM

sweet laik a brown sugar..
MAs gave u pree kepam eggs stock 4 a year
tat u cannot say NO to
ma kepam babies trained to be sooooo polite , slow n steady
yu don get jelezzz plissss
ai got tis 1 powerr air freshner
when ai spray all the kepam air gone missing wif d wind
tata heroin u mntioned named QUEEN AURORA
even ur brainmate crazy for herr
ur brainmate gives u rupiah1 million ehh evry month
...


brown sugar to add to my green jelly...value added..more customer will buy
U can take them away from me, u need them more cos u dont have enuf supply
Yr kepam babies slow and steady  like the snail
Powerful air freshner must be made from yr rotten babiesi can smell 5 miles away
Heroin is lillet very close name like Juliet n Romeo, u know them?  
I only know Rora come again...the kid junk foodma soulmate will run away very fast from her
ma soulmate very generous gimme me money which I dont need btw ma soulmate not Indonesian
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