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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:33 PM

lum selagi still virgin

haram jika bersentuhan ja

awat takmo lovebite yg plastik ja laa


tu crite tuk yg Xvirgin la

HEROIN kan sejenis dadah

tetap JELES
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:39 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kasturina at 14-1-2008 04:29 PM


tak.... kasturi pakai baju kurung la siput...

kaler apa

siput pakai skirt labuh kaler PUTIH
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:31 PM


... tp suka kan..

oleh YB

lagi yg suka,si BELUT tu laa

YB yg bakal ada 100 hektar tanah tu ka
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:37 PM

taklaa bagi keturunan MAMI ja laa

lily rasa


MAMI penang ka MAMI Mamee

lily blum penah rasa
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:31 PM


yg guna dapur kayu lebih afdal........ berbau ASAP gitu..

ha'ah ye tak ye gak ek tu sbb BELUT >>>>>>>>>>>>>> KELABU asap
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:38 PM

haip:mad2: merana MERINDUI daku nanti,baru tahu


suka merindu.....................
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:39 PM


tu crite tuk yg Xvirgin la

HEROIN kan sejenis dadah

tetap JELES

oooo...mak dara rupanya ingatkan apa laa tadi

dadah gak turut dikenali sebagai SYABU

JELES yg celik takpe
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:41 PM


MAMI penang ka MAMI Mamee

lily blum penah rasa

MAMI yg suka menJARUM tu

sama laa kita
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:41 PM

lagi yg suka,si BELUT tu laa

YB yg bakal ada 100 hektar tanah tu ka


BELUT sentiasa happy.......

Yang bakal ada PENTHOUSE baru......
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:43 PM


suka merindu.....................

muahhhhh! dan gak diRINDUI:kiss:
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:48 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:46 PM


BELUT sentiasa happy.......

Yang bakal ada PENTHOUSE baru......

tak macam GELAP tu serius manjang ja:@ ...but I likeeeeeeeeeeee

yg berATAP rumbia na
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:49 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:44 PM

oooo...mak dara rupanya ingatkan apa laa tadi

dadah gak turut dikenali sebagai SYABU

JELES yg celik takpe


mak dara yg BERSIPUT di kepala

Syabu tu jenama Syampoo ka

Jeles klau Buta... abis BELUT.... tinggal tulang jer
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:51 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:49 PM


mak dara yg BERSIPUT di kepala

Syabu tu jenama Syampoo ka

Jeles klau Buta... abis BELUT.... tinggal tulang jer

tu dalam citer IBU MERTUA kan

shampoo yg modelnya APEK senario

boleh tanam ...bakal ada buaian khas utk lilyku laa nanti
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:52 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:46 PM

MAMI yg suka menJARUM tu

sama laa kita


sibuk Jahit Benang Koyakkan

bila nak merasa
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:54 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:48 PM

tak macam GELAP tu serius manjang ja:@ ...but I likeeeeeeeeeeee

yg berATAP rumbia na


Tp bila siyes.... Lily pun layu trus ... x berani angkat kelopak

bole2 ........ nak bumbung convertible pun bule
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 04:55 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:51 PM

tu dalam citer IBU MERTUA kan

shampoo yg modelnya APEK senario

boleh tanam ...bakal ada buaian khas utk lilyku laa nanti


jgnlah dapat mak mertua mcm tu

mesti rambutnye pun gitu2 je..

bolela lily berbuai... sambil menunggu putera RAJA masuk meminang
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:55 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:52 PM


sibuk Jahit Benang Koyakkan

bila nak merasa

tapi hanya benang yg takleh nak ditegakkan lagi

hmmm tunggu laa after majlis ijabkabul disempurnakan
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:57 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:54 PM


Tp bila siyes.... Lily pun layu trus ... x berani angkat kelopak

bole2 ........ nak bumbung convertible pun bule

sama laa kita ...tapi ada gak kelihatan senyumnya time siput bikin lawak sotong

yg kaler PINK&GELAP ja tau
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Post time 14-1-2008 04:59 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 14-1-2008 04:55 PM


jgnlah dapat mak mertua mcm tu

mesti rambutnye pun gitu2 je..

bolela lily berbuai... sambil menunggu putera RAJA masuk meminang

hopefully laa ...kena berDOA kpd ALLAH sentiasa

gitu2 apek laa katakan

...tapi kan boleh ka BUNGA bertukar jadi BAWANG ek
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 Author| Post time 14-1-2008 05:01 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by siput_hello at 14-1-2008 04:55 PM

tapi hanya benang yg takleh nak ditegakkan lagi

hmmm tunggu laa after majlis ijabkabul disempurnakan


bole klau ditegakkan...

mesti menghitung hari.. abis kalendar.. x gak cukup2
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