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Borak2 Menjelang Hari Bahagia Part 33 (Edisi Syawal )

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Post time 5-10-2009 04:04 PM | Show all posts
korang....

korang penah kene sembelit x??? :kant:
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 15:48


aku x pnah lagi...
skit wooo....
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2009 04:05 PM | Show all posts
mana lain ek..
sabtu ni tak sure la lg nak pi ke tak umah adc tu..
laki aku dah start keje tmpt baru..tak sure plak dia kena keje ke tak sabtu and ahad..
kalo dia kena keje payah la nak jalan2 ujung mggu lg dah
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:09 PM | Show all posts
aku cam nak ikut gak tp tak sure lagi tau reena ... nnt kompem balik ek ....
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2009 04:09 PM | Show all posts
korg...nak tanya la..dlm hati korg penah tak korg mcm terpk benda bukan2??
mcm laki korg jatuh cinta dgn ppn lain la...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:10 PM | Show all posts
aku sejak peknen dua kali da kena ... jgn makan pisang laling .... makan buah prune .... pisang tu lagi mampatkan najis .... lg ssh nk kuar ...

seksa nyer sembelit .... aku nanges2 lau kena .....  ...
daisies85 Post at 5-10-2009 16:03


ye ke...

aku ni kali ke2 la nih...

taik aku mmg dh mampat dah ni.. semalam aku abeskn sesisir pisang + air fresh oren.. sakit perut nk berry jek.. tp taip nye x cair pun...

tq hadek, aku x de term utk taik ni.. betul la mampat kan.. adoii... dh 4 kali g berry.. tp kuarnye.. x memuaskan.. nk nanges kat opisss..

aku msg laki aku, dia ckp.. sabar eh xoxo.. (tetibe dia pun panggil aku xoxo).. wkakakaka... balik ni dia konker jamban eh.. jamban opis aku duduk.. sume plak tu.. x kuar taik aku.. sempittt... uwwwaaaa.....
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2009 04:11 PM | Show all posts
ye ke...

aku ni kali ke2 la nih...

taik aku mmg dh mampat dah ni.. semalam aku abeskn sesisir pisang + air fresh oren.. sakit perut nk berry jek.. tp taip nye x cair pun...

tq hadek,  ...
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:10


aku tak suka jamban duduk..kalo jamban duduk...time betul2 dah tak tahan sgt baru leh kuar...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:12 PM | Show all posts
oooo...tak penah lg...
mcm ne lak leh jd susah nak berak and taik keras tu??
reena_max Post at 5-10-2009 16:03


tak minum air masak byk. leh jgk jd taik keras

pastu pas mkn nasi, ko p minum air teh, leh gak buat taik jd keras
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:12 PM | Show all posts
korg...nak tanya la..dlm hati korg penah tak korg mcm terpk benda bukan2??
mcm laki korg jatuh cinta dgn ppn lain la...

reena_max Post at 5-10-2009 16:09


aku penah pkir smpai nanges2... hahahhaha
tetibe aku meraung malam2.. laki aku tnye nape, aku ckp la, aku terbayang kalu laki aku ade pompuan lain.. pastu g shopping kat JJ, pastu aku nampak.. pastu dia wat x nampak aku...

pastu laki aku kate.. tingi betul daya imaginasi aku.... dah2... jgn nanges... org sayang dia jekkk.. :kant:

last aku terbayang mase sabtu ari tu.. hahahhaha
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:13 PM | Show all posts
ye ke...

aku ni kali ke2 la nih...

taik aku mmg dh mampat dah ni.. semalam aku abeskn sesisir pisang + air fresh oren.. sakit perut nk berry jek.. tp taip nye x cair pun...

tq hadek,  ...
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:10


kan ader iklan kt tv sal nak legakan smbelit...
minum fabermax...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:13 PM | Show all posts
tak minum air masak byk. leh jgk jd taik keras

pastu pas mkn nasi, ko p minum air teh, leh gak buat taik jd keras
dak_ker Post at 5-10-2009 16:12


aku mmg minum teh hek.. teh o, teh ais, teh...

mcmane ni.. yg len2 kn x bley minum... nescafe x bley... cam ne???
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:13 PM | Show all posts
ye ke...

aku ni kali ke2 la nih...

taik aku mmg dh mampat dah ni.. semalam aku abeskn sesisir pisang + air fresh oren.. sakit perut nk berry jek.. tp taip nye x cair pun...

tq hadek,  ...
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:10


ko lenkali, bangun2 tido je, minum air masak dulu
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2009 04:16 PM | Show all posts
aku penah pkir smpai nanges2... hahahhaha
tetibe aku meraung malam2.. laki aku tnye nape, aku ckp la, aku terbayang kalu laki aku ade pompuan lain.. pastu g shopping kat JJ, pastu aku nampak.. pa ...
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:12


aku ni kdg2 leh sgt riso bukan2..
mcm laki aku nek motor la..aku duk finder dia je dia kt mana...
aku bukan riso dia melencong..tp aku riso jd apa2 kt dia je..
pas tu ni dia dah tukar tmpt baru..lg la aku riso..
dah la jauh..
laki aku slalu ckp "kang jd betul2 baru tau"

ish..nauzubillah...minta di jauhkan la...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:17 PM | Show all posts
ko lenkali, bangun2 tido je, minum air masak dulu
dak_ker Post at 5-10-2009 16:13


taik ade kat ujung montot.. tp x mo kuar... uwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 Author| Post time 5-10-2009 04:18 PM | Show all posts
ko lenkali, bangun2 tido je, minum air masak dulu
dak_ker Post at 5-10-2009 16:13


aku ari2 buat mcm tu
bgn je tdo..aku gosok gigi dulu..baru minum air masak segelas..
pas tu mandi...pas mandi minum stgh gelas..
pas siap2 nak pi keje..stgh gelas lg..
sebelum kuar umah..stgh gelas lg..
so total pg nak pi keje tu je..dah 2 gelas stgh aku minum
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:18 PM | Show all posts
aku ni kdg2 leh sgt riso bukan2..
mcm laki aku nek motor la..aku duk finder dia je dia kt mana...
aku bukan riso dia melencong..tp aku riso jd apa2 kt dia je..
pas tu ni dia dah tukar tmpt baru ...
reena_max Post at 5-10-2009 16:16


eh, dulu korang satu kilang kan.. hhuhu
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:18 PM | Show all posts
lajunyer korang borak
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
aku ari2 buat mcm tu
bgn je tdo..aku gosok gigi dulu..baru minum air masak segelas..
pas tu mandi...pas mandi minum stgh gelas..
pas siap2 nak pi keje..stgh gelas lg..
sebelum kuar umah..stgh  ...
reena_max Post at 5-10-2009 16:18


esok wat cam ni laaa...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
aku mmg minum teh hek.. teh o, teh ais, teh...

mcmane ni.. yg len2 kn x bley minum... nescafe x bley... cam ne???
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:13


kan ko ada HB rendah, kaffein2 nih buat sementara jgn minum

teh ke, kopi ke nescafe ke, jgn la minum dulu

HB dah ok, baru leh minum balik ok, tp jgn minum byk2
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
aku ni kdg2 leh sgt riso bukan2..
mcm laki aku nek motor la..aku duk finder dia je dia kt mana...
aku bukan riso dia melencong..tp aku riso jd apa2 kt dia je..
pas tu ni dia dah tukar tmpt baru ...
reena_max Post at 5-10-2009 16:16


ko dah brp lame kawen..
tp x baik tau sorang isteri de rsa curiga n ragu2 kat laki..
jgn pk yg bukan2..mlainkan dh de pgalaman...
sori to say...
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Post time 5-10-2009 04:20 PM | Show all posts
taik ade kat ujung montot.. tp x mo kuar... uwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cira82 Post at 5-10-2009 16:17


korek laaaa kekekek
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