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Post time 17-11-2008 12:19 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 17-11-2008 12:17 AM



lu pi ambiklah satu bbk
senang sket nak bersidang


ambik bbk ..dah kene pi keje gituh..............

tak de alasan dh nak lepak kat umah..............
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:19 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 17-11-2008 12:16 AM

Wow... ada reserve bbk!



pinjam dpd my parents nyer bbks
my bbk ni pon asal dr my parents nyer .. dh lama keje dgn my mum
so, they worried i takder org jaga makan dan pakai
so dia transferred bbk ker KL with me
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 Author| Post time 17-11-2008 12:19 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 17-11-2008 12:17 AM



takper ... itu ayat ala ala fill in the blanks

so u boleh pilih mana satu ..

layang2 main siang
naik jet yg maam tom cruise tu ker

Actually it doesnt matter apa meaning pun... otak aku dok fikir S E X jer...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:19 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2296 ea208964's post

takde la, gosok gigi dulu baru tido.
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:20 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2303 0001's post

men does think about sex every 7 seconds.
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 17-11-2008 12:18 AM

Not so... nak goreng tu leh less than 5 minutes pun leh siap. Tapi high heat lah... style cina goreng tu. Chiang chiang chiang kawtim.




takkan macam megi jugak 5 minit
kalau bihun mau lama nak masak kan ...
nak lembutkan bihun tuh lagi
nak sediakan bawang apa semua
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ea208964 at 17-11-2008 12:19 AM


ambik bbk ..dah kene pi keje gituh..............

tak de alasan dh nak lepak kat umah..............



owhhhh pandai lu nihhhhh
tapi lepak kat umah kena lepak sepenuh masa lah baru syiok
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 Author| Post time 17-11-2008 12:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 17-11-2008 12:19 AM



pinjam dpd my parents nyer bbks
my bbk ni pon asal dr my parents nyer .. dh lama keje dgn my mum
so, they worried i takder org jaga makan dan pakai
so dia transferred bbk ker KL with me

Wow bestlah jadi u... jom kita switch...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by cluesan at 17-11-2008 12:20 AM
men does think about sex every 7 seconds.


patot lah slalu sakit pala..mcm mod..n boleh hilang sakit pala tetiba gak...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 17-11-2008 12:19 AM

Actually it doesnt matter apa meaning pun... otak aku dok fikir S E X jer...



owwhhh woww ... u think in bhs ker atau english eh sumtimes?
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:22 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 17-11-2008 12:21 AM

Wow bestlah jadi u... jom kita switch...



ada masa best
ada masa tak best jugak

nak switch ker? boleh .. i nak sgt jadi u so i boleh guna photoshop dan boleh masuk mana2 competition buat poster
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 Author| Post time 17-11-2008 12:22 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by cluesan at 17-11-2008 12:20 AM
men does think about sex every 7 seconds.

And spend the 6 seconds between each S E X thought about who to do it with...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:23 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by cluesan at 17-11-2008 12:20 AM
men does think about sex every 7 seconds.




nak hilangkan sakit kepala kena lah amalkan selalu kan ..
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:23 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 17-11-2008 12:21 AM



owhhhh pandai lu nihhhhh
tapi lepak kat umah kena lepak sepenuh masa lah baru syiok


mmg syiok tpi buhsan after awhile...

buat apa2 pon gituh...lps certain masa mesti buhsan...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:24 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2309 ea208964's post

takpe, mod1 ada Ozawa Maria dia.... tu yg bole ilang sakit kepala tu.
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:24 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 17-11-2008 12:22 AM

And spend the 6 seconds between each S E X thought about who to do it with...



and dun forget ... only 1 minute to reach that 6 seconds thought
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 Author| Post time 17-11-2008 12:24 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ea208964 at 17-11-2008 12:21 AM


patot lah slalu sakit pala..mcm mod..n boleh hilang sakit pala tetiba gak...

Pasal sakit paler tu ... sila tengok reply aku kat post clue pasal 7 secs tu...

BTW, isnt 7 secs the average time for an orgasm?
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ea208964 at 17-11-2008 12:21 AM


patot lah slalu sakit pala..mcm mod..n boleh hilang sakit pala tetiba gak...



betul ker apa yg wa dgr
kalau sakit kepala and the best cure is ......
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 17-11-2008 12:14 AM



sempat lagi buat bihun tuh ...
tak cerewet ker bahan2 yg nak di goreng tuhh



dah siap...jom makannnnnnnnnnnnn...

wa campak je apa yg wa nampak....

wa letak cili, nuget, fillet ofis....siap...
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Post time 17-11-2008 12:25 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2312 0001's post

get a one nite stand girl.
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