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Teratak KBKK Edisi Ke 96- 2nd gathering @ teratak tieka

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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:51 AM | Show all posts
doda mana? dia dh call akak tu ke lum?

aku sms akak tu dia x reply la :@
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:53 AM | Show all posts
ika klau kentut, dia terkejut sndri..pastu dia gelak sambil tgk muke kitorang
kartieka Post at 3-3-2011 09:46


fatihah kalau kentut dia tutup mulut mcm terkejut... pastu gelak  
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:53 AM | Show all posts
sepekah tu apa? jimi ckp rissa sebijik cam aku. pengeli. sbbnya bulu2 ke rambut  ...
akudancinta Post at 3-3-2011 09:51


biar la rahsia..

pengeli ikut ko... gigi ikut atuk dia..
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:53 AM | Show all posts
aku x makaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..tu yg kebulorrrrr...pastu laki aku balik lambat lak, msg x ape  ...
kartieka Post at 3-3-2011 09:49



    aku klu piyed x ada napsu nk mkn. b4 piyed mmg lapar je.

oo..dia ada keje urgent ye. smlm lrt slow la.
jimi pun mcm tu..ada keje urgent x sms x call. tp aku klu dia x sms aku call je
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:54 AM | Show all posts
kuat leeeeerrrrrr..tarap bapak2 pya kentut

klau aku dkung dia, dia kentut mmg org terkejut  ...
kartieka Post at 3-3-2011 09:51



    teringt ms rissa kecik2 dl mmg kuat gila kentutnya.
klu dlm lif malu tauuu
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:55 AM | Show all posts
teringt ms rissa kecik2 dl mmg kuat gila kentutnya.
klu dlm li ...
akudancinta Post at 3-3-2011 09:54


pg2 cite pasal kentut.. x senonoh la korang nie..
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:56 AM | Show all posts
biar la rahsia..

pengeli ikut ko... gigi ikut atuk dia..
uglybetty08 Post at 3-3-2011 09:53



   

lg 1 jimi kata dia kental..mcm aku la.
mlm td rissa kene mrh ngn jimi..dia x nangis..tp dh sendu..dia ketap bibir je
jimi kata mcm aku la..nk nangis susah ni..
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:57 AM | Show all posts
sdpnyaaa..lama x mkn ns arab. sabtu tu pun aku mkn kambing ahd aku cirit.

  fatihah ...
akudancinta Post at 3-3-2011 09:46


dia tak makan sgt kebab tuh... dia makan nasi arab...
aku amik large share 3 org la ngan kecik tuh... pastu dia bantai air apple aku lagi...
masuk keta je sedawa busuk gila...
kalau dia lapo nnti mlm nak tido dia ngamuk2 tau... tu tak kena ni tak kena...
kalau bg susu pun nnti dia mcm tak puas...
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:58 AM | Show all posts
windu ke..  

dia ada ckp kalo aku xde mayb x buat kot bbq... tah la x tau nape...  

tp ...
uglybetty08 Post at 3-3-2011 09:49


org penting tuh...
agaknya nak buat baby shower utk ko kot
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:57 AM | Show all posts
pg2 cite pasal kentut.. x senonoh la korang nie..
uglybetty08 Post at 3-3-2011 09:55



    dh tu..kentut x lepas2
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:58 AM | Show all posts
pagi semua...............
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:59 AM | Show all posts
org penting tuh...
agaknya nak buat baby shower utk ko kot
noname_me Post at 3-3-2011 09:58



    kek pempes
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 09:59 AM | Show all posts
dia tak makan sgt kebab tuh... dia makan nasi arab...
aku amik large share 3 org la ngan kecik  ...
noname_me Post at 3-3-2011 09:57



    rissa pun suka ns arab.

a'a..tu yg mlm td rissa ngamuk2..ala2 ngigau. cari aku x jmp.
padahl aku tido sebelah dia je
aku bg mkn x nk..itu pun aku mskkan nestum dlm susu dia skit.
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Post time 3-3-2011 09:59 AM | Show all posts
lg 1 jimi kata dia kental..mcm aku la.
mlm td rissa kene mrh ngn j ...
akudancinta Post at 3-3-2011 09:56


bertambah pitam la jimi nnt...

mesti jimi doa cepat2 dpt baby boy leh geng dgn dia...
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Post time 3-3-2011 10:01 AM | Show all posts
kek pempes
ji_ji Post at 3-3-2011 09:59

org penting tuh...
agaknya nak buat baby shower utk ko kot
noname_me Post at 3-3-2011 09:58


xde makna nyer baby shower... dulu wife dia preggy pun sempoi jee..

bos dia mmg family type skit... then x ramai kat sana...
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 Author| Post time 3-3-2011 10:02 AM | Show all posts
bertambah pitam la jimi nnt...

mesti jimi doa cepat2 dpt baby boy leh geng dgn dia...  ...
uglybetty08 Post at 3-3-2011 09:59


nasib badan daaa

klu ada baby nanti rissa nenek nk ambkkk
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Post time 3-3-2011 10:05 AM | Show all posts
fatihah kalau kentut dia tutup mulut mcm terkejut... pastu gelak
noname_me Post at 3-3-2011 09:53


lawak la fatihah ni..behave btl dia aritu..kagum aku..pastu mengikut arahan lak tu
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Post time 3-3-2011 10:05 AM | Show all posts
kek pempes
ji_ji Post at 3-3-2011 09:59




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Post time 3-3-2011 10:07 AM | Show all posts
rissa pun suka ns arab.

a'a..tu yg mlm td rissa ngamuk2..ala2 ngigau. cari aku x jmp.
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akudancinta Post at 3-3-2011 09:59


nasi arab tuh mmg suku potion utk dia..
tuh yg skrg balik je aku masak nasi lembik utk dia...
kalau dia tak makan jap lagi malam macam apa je ngamuk
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Post time 3-3-2011 10:06 AM | Show all posts
baby shower neh selalu bt time bila, belum bersalin atau dah lepas bersalin
maklum la, tak urban......
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