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Post time 28-9-2014 10:04 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang lelaki yang bercermin mata hitam sedang duduk di dalam bas. Tiba-tiba bas berhenti dan seorang perempuan gemuk duduk bersebelahannya.

" Awak perempuan ke? " soal lelaki tu.Perempuan gemuk tu berkata ya.

"  Awak cantik.. Tak pernah lihat gadis secantik awak. " kata lelaki tu lagi.

Perempuan gemuk tu rasa hepi sebab ada juga orang puji dia cantik walau dia gemuk dan huduh.  Perempuan tu senyum meleret dan kata

" Terima kasih. "

" Sama-sama." balas lelaki itu.

Tiba-tiba ada sorang laki  kurus sentuh bahu perempuan tu. Perempuan tu berpaling ke laki  kurus tu dan menuturkan ayat

"  Cik, dia tu buta. Dia tak pernah lihat  dunia. "


Err.Sorry tak lawak.Ini rekaan saya.
Berapa bintang Dubuk nak bagi?
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Post time 28-9-2014 10:25 AM | Show all posts
3* cukup tak?
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 10:41 AM | Show all posts
Laracinta posted on 28-9-2014 10:25 AM
3* cukup tak?

ini lawak bgi awk tk?
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Post time 28-9-2014 11:54 AM | Show all posts
try harder sis.
practise makes perfect sebegitu konsepnya
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 11:57 AM | Show all posts
afheyz posted on 28-9-2014 11:54 AM
try harder sis.
practise makes perfect sebegitu konsepnya

tak lawak ke? errr
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Post time 28-9-2014 01:25 PM | Show all posts
x lawak tp sian kt pompuan gemuk tu
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Post time 28-9-2014 02:12 PM | Show all posts
hahahahahahahaha boleh tahan lawak

walaupun sedikit kesedihan

saya bagi dua bintang sekerat!
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Post time 28-9-2014 02:54 PM | Show all posts
geli hati nyettt

tapi ini jenaka diskriminasi bentuk dan rupa
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 03:00 PM | Show all posts
dubuk posted on 28-9-2014 02:12 PM
hahahahahahahaha boleh tahan lawak

walaupun sedikit kesedihan

thanks.thnks...lega.
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 03:01 PM | Show all posts
popjack posted on 28-9-2014 02:54 PM
geli hati nyettt

tapi ini jenaka diskriminasi bentuk dan rupa

bintang brapa nk kasi?
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 03:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
cikmi posted on 28-9-2014 01:25 PM
x lawak tp sian kt pompuan gemuk tu

hmmm..Okay.
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Post time 28-9-2014 11:07 PM | Show all posts
nora kasi dua bintang
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Post time 28-9-2014 11:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bolehla...lama2 nanti makin mantop le...

daripada haku ni..asyik kopipes je

tp ada gak edit sikit2...mana yg patut
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Post time 28-9-2014 11:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
double.... Last edited by Kerêta_Angin on 28-9-2014 03:18 PM

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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 11:22 PM | Show all posts
Kerêta_Angin posted on 28-9-2014 11:17 PM
bolehla...lama2 nanti makin mantop le...

daripada haku ni..asyik kopipes je

tq.hehe....
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Post time 29-9-2014 09:07 AM | Show all posts
nak bagi TT separuh bintang..redho je la yek..
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Post time 29-9-2014 11:52 AM | Show all posts
dia cakap depan orang buta tu yg lelaki tu buta? kalau camtu kena negatif satu bintang...kecualilah lelaki tu berbisik...dan saiz badan ni mcm tak best buat lawak...sebab direct kata perempuan gemukk kat dia..entahlah..
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Post time 2-10-2014 11:34 PM | Show all posts
nowa bagi 2 bintang  * *  

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Post time 3-10-2014 12:23 AM | Show all posts
dubuk posted on 28-9-2014 02:12 PM
hahahahahahahaha boleh tahan lawak

walaupun sedikit kesedihan

citer pompuan gomok tu hibala,,tak patut tauuu
awak plak yang lucu,
cer tunjuk camner awak kerat bintang tu,hehe
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Post time 3-10-2014 11:42 AM | Show all posts
hmmmm boleh la....cuba & cuba lagi ye
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