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yg nih lg senang. jwb le. beskot mst bleh jwb smbil tampal amalgam je.....

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Post time 26-6-2008 11:14 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
1)   dlm satu kapal terbang, ader sorg makcik, sorg budak kecik, sorg datuk tua pkai tongkat, ader sorg lawyer, sorg doktor, 2 org  anak yatim, 3 org budak pengakap, sorg artis n sekor lembu.  sedang kapal terbang nih terbang di awan, tiba2 bergegar n bunyi siren menandakan muatan terlebih berat, so salah satu penumpang di atas perlu dikeluarkan. pada pendapat korg sape yg pelu dibuang.

2)   dlm satu kampung ader sorg pemuda hensem. pemuda nih ader 10 ekor biri2. biri2 dia unik, ader yg kaler biru, merah, kuning, pink, hitam n oren. pd satu hari sedang dia bg mkn biri2 kat pdg, tiba2 pemuda nih mati dlm keadaan yg mengerikan. pd pendpat anda kenapakah pemuda tu mati ???????


jwb tau. ala senang je.....

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Post time 26-6-2008 11:25 AM | Show all posts
1) Lembu

2) Kena makan rimau.
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Post time 26-6-2008 11:26 AM | Show all posts
no. 1 tongkat
no. 2 hitam dan oren.....hmmmmmm ni rimau yang menyamar jadi bebiri ni
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 Author| Post time 26-6-2008 11:27 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2 lipans's post

sipi2..... sket lg
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 Author| Post time 26-6-2008 11:28 AM | Show all posts

Reply #3 sagiman91's post

hehehehe pandainye rimau tu nyamar..... salah jgk.....
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Post time 26-6-2008 11:34 AM | Show all posts
1. Lembu

2.sakit jantung
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 Author| Post time 26-6-2008 11:38 AM | Show all posts

Reply #6 degurlz's post

sakit jtg pn bleh mati ngeri???????
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Post time 26-6-2008 11:40 AM | Show all posts
1) Lembu

2) Sebab mati dihempap lembu yg dihumban dari kapal terbang.

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 Author| Post time 26-6-2008 11:57 AM | Show all posts

Reply #8 lipans's post

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tidaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.


betul la. kan da ckp, riddle senang je.....

kek utk abg lipan.:bd: :tea:
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Post time 26-6-2008 12:03 PM | Show all posts

Reply #9 micha's post

yeayyy!!!!!marimakan kek sambil panggang daging biri-biri yang dah tak bertuan itu.
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Post time 26-6-2008 01:25 PM | Show all posts
jom makann....
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Post time 26-6-2008 03:20 PM | Show all posts
apa nihhhhhhhh tak adil betui.. aku baru bukak thread ni.. dah ada... jawapan.. aku pejam mata ajer jawab mcm lipans tadi.....   tak adillllllllllll      

apa pun tahniah kat kaki banyak.. sbb dapat jawab..:@     IKLAS nih...:@
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Post time 27-6-2008 09:54 AM | Show all posts
Alah, ko jgnla nk marah sgt amazed, ko ingat lipans tuh mmg betol2 tau jwbn die ker???
Aku yg pm dia tadi, mcm ko jugakla, mane penah ko jwb ridel ngn betol..
Semua nk harapkan aku pm kt ko jwpn die.. haih..
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Post time 27-6-2008 10:26 AM | Show all posts

Reply #13 BeskotCekelat's post

Alah, ko jgnla nk marah sgt amazed, ko ingat lipans tuh mmg betol2 tau jwbn die ker???
Aku yg pm dia tadi, mcm ko jugakla, mane penah ko jwb ridel ngn betol..
Semua nk harapkan aku pm kt ko jwpn die.. haih..


yoooooo beskot...    aku nyer ridel yg natang paling berani tu pun 10 taon ko tak jawab jawab... ni kan pulak yg lagi senang....  pm  kununnnnnnnnn    sumer tak boley dah.. nak tunggu ko kuar jamban  nak jawab ridel...   ko pikir lama sgt kat jamban tu... ... ...ekceli aku saje  bagi peluang kat lipans jawab..  lagi pun bukan selalu dia dapat jawab betul.. mcm ko gak... so kiranya aku ni gentelman  betul... ...   bagi peluang kat orang lain... bukan nak cari glemer  aje mcm ko....
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Post time 27-6-2008 10:32 AM | Show all posts
ye la tu korang. jawapan tu semua ada dalam buku teks pendidikan jasmani darjah 2 la.... adik aku ada lapan buku teks tu utk rujukan jawab ridel kat sini.
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Post time 27-6-2008 12:26 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15 lipans's post

huahuahuahuahuahua......
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