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have been delete!! Last edited by endyen on 10-11-2012 05:08 PM
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tu la laki namenye... bile jumpe bola mende lain tak nampak dh... |
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Post Last Edit by bzzts at 28-5-2010 11:49
Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,
1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during that day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.
P/S
By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.
Thank you for your coorperation.
sumber dari : http://mforum3.cari.com.my/redir ... 76&pid=38587907  |
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Reply 1# endyen
rileks la. aku pun selalu kena camtuh. take it easy. kau kena faham tabiat lelaki. lebih baik dia pergi tengok bola dari merenyam dengan betina kan?  |
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ishh.. ye pn sampai tak nampak kewujudan aku kt sebelah dye.
sampai2 siap bole besembang dgn mamak yg bwk air tu..
ahahha |
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nasib baik pengalaman aku couple dengan ex aku dulu....
dia jenis x layan bola. *aku pnh couple skali je
hahaha.
apa yang aku nak cakap kan TT......bukan semua laki jenis camtu. cuma kadang2 bila season bola tu je, diorang OVER EXCITED...sampai 'terlupa' awek dia. |
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tapi aku ni 'kaki bola' la pulak!
hahaha....
so far, member kamcing aku yg lelaki la....
sume jenis x layan bola! aku lak yang 'lelebih' lak
nanti WORLD CUP...xde sape la boleh aku share info pasal WC |
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dah tau dia nak tgk bola len kali x payah la ikut.. bg la dia ms utk diri dia sendiri... |
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Reply 5# endyen
Kalau bf atau suami anda ni taksub kat boa, biarkanlah dia kerana anda diketepikan buat sementara waktu saja.
Sportingla sikit dan let him tenggelam dengan kegilaan bolanya tu. Aku agak la, itulah saat yg paling gembira sekali bagi orang lelaki iaitu saat-saat bola masuk gol. |
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Reply 1# endyen
kes aku macam ko tp yg ms aku ,,gf aku wat hal |
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laki ngan bola mmg sinonim  |
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Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,
1. Between 11 June ...
bzzts Post at 28-5-2010 11:44 AM 
tampal kat umah
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aku saket jiwe ni dgn si dye.
lelaki ni klw da jmpe hobi dorg memg ske eh tolak gf ke tepi?
hampeh ...
endyen Post at 28-5-2010 01:40 AM
bantai tinggalkan aku sensorang kat mamak tu camner? dia pi duduk tempat lain lepak dgn kawan2 dia dan TT sensorang mkn kat meja asal? 
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biasala tu....dah kapel ngan mat bola...terima la seadanye. Ko pun..xkan asyik nak meleseh jek ngan ko....bosan kang lg nanya ko...bg la dia ruang untuk diri dia sendiri. |
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means dye bkn kt bola je. kadang bile dpt member2 dye. perghh! meletop2 cite gedebak gedebuk panjang lebar. bile berduet ngn aku... hahahahaha.... sonyap sopi dunia ni kawe.. |
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aku saket jiwe ni dgn si dye.
lelaki ni klw da jmpe hobi dorg memg ske eh tolak gf ke tepi?
hampeh ...
endyen Post at 28-5-2010 01:40 
Sikap begitu amatlah kurang ajar dan tidak menghormati GF... |
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aku saket jiwe ni dgn si dye.
lelaki ni klw da jmpe hobi dorg memg ske eh tolak gf ke tepi?
hampeh ...
endyen Post at 28-5-2010 01:40
saye lebih prefer terus terang dgn pasangan..kalau nk jumpe member,saya akan syorkan supaya dia xperlu bersama saya ketika tue,,sbb nanti xboleh nk concertrate plus xsampai hati tgk dia tidak mendapat perhatian dari saya melainkan kalau berjumpa dgn teman2 yg juga dia kenali..atau pun kalau pun kawan2 saya yg dia xkenal,tp ade 1 topik/perkara yg mesti dibincangkan bersama diluar,saye akan bawa dia lah.. |
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kdg2 mmg camtu..tak sedar tgh syok layan bola kat kedai mamak, lupa gf kat sebelah... 
pastu borak2 balek dgn dia. |
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Bola sepak termasuk dalam list top 10 terpenting dalam hidup aku. |
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Category: Wanita & Lelaki
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Post time 28-5-2010 01:40 AM
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