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Post time 14-5-2008 02:33 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
satu pagi jemahat.... sedang beskotcekelat... dok termenong... (sambil dengar lagu  main shaher to nahi... yg citer bobby tu...) sambil berkerut kerut dahi idung dan tinger...  dok fikir samada nak gi solat jemahat ke idak... sbb dah 2 kali dia tuang.....       sedang dok pikiaq tu.. TETIBA... beskot dengar bunyi.. oooooooo ooooooooooooooo oooooooooo  angin berdesir....  maka  tercenganglah beskot...tengok benda alah tu..( dia mmg selalu tercengang tgk apa pun)....   dan beskot pun tertanya tanya...apa tu.... sebab benda yg dia tengok tu:

terbang turun  boley.....
terbang naik tak boley....  


beskot nak tahu sangat...     jom kita tulun dia... sbb kalu dia tak dapat jawapan ... hari wesak ni beskot akan terkena sumpahan dan turn to kambeng gurun  nanti....  sian lak pada dia..    tak dapat cabut gigi orang lagi....

apa jawapan tu.....  


btw jom  layan lagu yg beskot dengar tu...

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Post time 14-5-2008 06:35 PM | Show all posts
hujan?

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Post time 15-5-2008 11:05 AM | Show all posts
Haku tau...
Jawaban die glider.... benar bukan??  

Org naik glider ni kan lari turun kt bukit/gaung, pastuh terbang terbang turun ke bawah.
Mane bleh dr bawah terbang naik ke atas bukit...

Bijak..bijak...

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 Author| Post time 15-5-2008 11:27 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by BeskotCekelat at 15-5-2008 11:05 AM
Haku tau...
Jawaban die glider.... benar bukan??  

Org naik glider ni kan lari turun kt bukit/gaung, pastuh terbang terbang turun ke bawah.
Mane bleh dr bawah terbang naik ke atas bukit ...


glider mana lak ni... yg ko nampak terbang turun tu  bukan glider... altho  ko punya jawapan tu  kira hampir2 masuk gawang.. tapi  spt biasa  jawapan ko  tersenget 69 degrees...  

terai lagi...   

kelu # 7:  benda ni banyak kat kampung biasanya..    
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Post time 15-5-2008 12:47 PM | Show all posts

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ayam esp ayam serama. dorg nih kan xleh terbang naik tp kalo terbang ke bawah mmg bisa gongjreng.

betul x pak amazed?
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 Author| Post time 15-5-2008 12:57 PM | Show all posts

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abg nak cakap betul sbb suka kat micha.. tapi  jawapan tu  mmg tersasar pulak ler....  terai lagi micha..  
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Post time 15-5-2008 01:17 PM | Show all posts

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mana bleh salah. betul la. micha yakin.

tp kalo abg sda ckp salah, micha akur je. kudus.
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Post time 15-5-2008 02:15 PM | Show all posts
kasikla kelu sket....
menatang ke benda ker?

kat kampung aku byk menatang ni, org2 kg bela buat bisnes telur & daging....



menatang ni bley terbang melungsur trn ke bwh je, terbang ke atas xleh.

Betoi ka amazed? bak mai cigar aku...:re:
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Post time 15-5-2008 02:16 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by micha at 15-5-2008 01:17 PM
mana bleh salah. betul la. micha yakin.

tp kalo abg sda ckp salah, micha akur je. kudus.


alah micha, xpayah akur-makur sgt ngn budak amazed ni..
Pedulik kan je die tuh...
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Post time 25-5-2008 10:45 AM | Show all posts

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langsuir kot
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Post time 25-5-2008 04:10 PM | Show all posts
daun ke....hahaha
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 Author| Post time 25-5-2008 05:48 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by BeskotCekelat at 15-5-2008 02:16 PM


alah micha, xpayah akur-makur sgt ngn budak amazed ni..
Pedulik kan je die tuh...


micha dah jatuh chenta kat aku... ko jeles pulak ke beskot... . mana ko nak letak fuego tu.. ek  
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 Author| Post time 25-5-2008 05:49 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iamsairul at 25-5-2008 04:10 PM
daun ke....hahaha




dah dekat dekat  tu sai sai sai sai......

terai lagi... sipi  aje tu...
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 Author| Post time 25-5-2008 05:50 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tak_tahu at 25-5-2008 10:45 AM
langsuir kot



kelu #68+1...  kat kampung kengkadang guna utk sistem pengangkutan gak     
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Post time 25-5-2008 10:15 PM | Show all posts

Reply #14 amazed's post

xkn kapal kot....
hahaha...terbang ke bwh--means cam kapal selam...kapal selam xleh terbang naek...wakakakaka....merapek aku nih....
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Post time 26-5-2008 09:02 AM | Show all posts
plepah pinang @ kelapa, yg dibuat upih pinang @ kelapa
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 Author| Post time 26-5-2008 09:50 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tak_tahu at 26-5-2008 09:02 AM
plepah pinang @ kelapa, yg dibuat upih pinang @ kelapa



betol tu  TT .......tetiba pandai ko... baguih...

nak tunggu beskot bagi jawapan..... sampai kambing ada 7 kaki ler jawabnya...

nak tunggu sai sai sai sai.......    kapal SELAM lak dia jawab..

kapal selam kat kampung dia banyak kot...    abg amazed gurau ajer  sai sai sai sai     
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Post time 26-5-2008 11:11 AM | Show all posts

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ngahahahhaha!! mekasih2! x sesia aku makan roti canai pagi ni
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 Author| Post time 26-5-2008 11:17 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tak_tahu at 26-5-2008 11:11 AM
ngahahahhaha!! mekasih2! x sesia aku makan roti canai pagi ni



ko tak banjer aku pun......

ni bagi aku banjer ko  sbb ko dapat jawab...

jom kita pekena roti canai ngan teh tarik jom...

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Post time 26-5-2008 12:27 PM | Show all posts
wahh!! mekasih2! mcm sedap je! balik kang aku nak singgah beli lagi roti la. [ternak lemak lagi ngahahaha!]
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