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This is how it started... Kredits to Pinoe.. Mwahhhssss!!!
Aku, SLK dan menjahit..
Nenektua, seorang forumer Forum Cari adalah seorang lecturer di sebuah IPTS di lembah klang, berumur awal 30an dan masih mmbujang. Ketika di tanye oleh Pino mengapa dia masih membujang sehingga kini, katenyer dia tidak mahu luka lama berdarah kembali. Tanpa segan silu (kalu anda x tau nenektua mmg sorg former x tau malu..) nenektua memberitahu Pino bahawa 7 tahun lepas dia pernah bertunang dengan seorang lelaki Afro-Amerika yang dikenalinya ketika menuntut di Yosemite University, US tidak lame dahulu. Tetapi, halangan keluarga lama kelamaan mengakibatkan pertunangan mereka terputus ditengah jalan. Kata bapak nenektua, 損unya ramai org melayu, Negro jugak ko carik! |
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Reply #1 nenekglamer's post
Nenektua tu jugak ada seorang 'sahabat sepi' mix French+Scottish+German-American, umor 21 tahun... juga bermata biru.. nak kata hensem.. buleh laa... tapi tak leh lawan yg pure german yg bermata green/blue tuuu.... Sahabat sepi tu katanya sedang jeles dan berlumba2 untuk menandingi mamat SLK tu (dari segi apa? nenek tu takmo citer banyak pulak.. dia cakap.. syoh syoh bebudak gi main jauh2) Apakah reaksi mamat SLK bila tertau ttg budak hingusan nih?? Jeng jeng jeng...
Kabarnya kengkadang nenektua tu (ye la dah tua la katakan) tersasul tersilap nama antara derang berdua... |
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Mmg nenektua tu sentiasa jadik magnet kambeng muda... lagipun mmg kegemaran dia makan lauk 'kambeng muda'.. sbb PANASSS dan juga sebagai petua awet muda wakakakakkakakaka...
Tentang 'sahabat sepi' aka budak ingusan tu... mike kenal sejak pertengahan tahun lepas lagi.. nenektua tu mana berminat, tapi budak ingusan tu tak abis abis mengejar.. Kabarnya, abes segala sahabat handai nenektua tu dia contact... Ye la... nak 'go public' la katakan... Satu hari tu, budak ingusan tu dah mengadu la kt sorang kawan baik nenektua tu.. kononnya nenektua tu cam tak nak berterus terang ttg mamat SLK.... nenektua tu sudah serba salah. Budak ingusan tu juga nak bercakap ngan mamat SLK gak.. tapi malangnya mamat SLK cakap... 'I am not interested in men!"... so budak ingusan tu sudah ejek "BABY!!!" kat mamak SLK...
Oh ye, menurut kabar beritanya.. budak ingusan tu selain daripada join team rowing, dah mula masuk berjinak2 ke gymnasium untuk menseksikan lagi bodynya.. alkisahnya.. satu masa budak ingusan tu ternampak gambar mamat SLK tak pakai baju menampakkan dada bidang serta perutnya washboard aka six packnya...
Dalam pada itu.. nenektua telah berjumpa dengan bekas bosnya untuk bertanya kabar dsb... Tapi tidak seperti hari-hari lain, hari tu balik rumah jer dengan perasaan geli geleman nak muntah pung ada.. nenektua tu terus mandi scrub satu badan... Jeng jeng jeng... |
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He gave her this song.
Ich Kenne Nichts - Xavier Naidoo n RZA
RZA: You know they say
In every man's life, there comes a time
When you get struck by the arrow of cupid
By the love of God, or the beauty of a woman
Yes, sometimes this love, brings thunder into your life
And it brings the storm, sing about it.
Xavier Naidoo:
There is more to love than this,
Love is more than just a kiss,
Will we take you to that step?
Will we do more than just connect?
And will you, bring the thunder in my life?
And the fire in my eyes?
Cause then there, will be days of pleasure when
everything far will be so near,
I have never felt thunder (thunder).
And lighting (lightning) like this.
I have never been struck by (struck by)
A wonder (a wonder) like this.
Xavier Naidoo:
Ich k鰊nte Tage lang von
dir erz鋒len, ohne deinen
Namen auch nur einmal
zu erw鋒nen unter
Schmerzen oder
unter Tr鋘en w黵de dein
Name als meine
Linderung dienen! Jede
deiner Bewegungen sind
erstrebenswert
und jede Stunde mit dir ist
so
lebenswert.
Nichts ist vergleichbar mit
dem was du gibst,
mit dem was du zeigst,
wie du lebst,
wie du liebst.
Ich kenne nichts, ich kenne nichts
das so sch鰊 ist wie du!
Sch鰊e Tage mit dir sind kostbar
so kostbar, wie der Weg zum Morgenstern.
Ich zelebriere sie wie einen Festtag,
an dem ich immer wieder neues von dir lern.
Im Moment ist es das Sch鰊ste, dich zu kennen,
dich zu kennen ist wie das Beste, das ich hab,
verzeih mir aber dieses sag ich nochmal,
deinen Namen zu nennen, ist wohl das Sch鰊ste was ich sag.
Ich kenne nichts, ich kenne nichts
das so sch鰊 ist wie du.
Ich kenne nichts, ich kenne nichts
das so sch鰊 ist wie du.
Ich kenne nichts, ich kenne nichts
das so sch鰊 ist wie du.
Ich kenne nichts, ich kenne nichts
das so sch鰊 ist wie du.
Nenektua selalu layan lagu ni di kala sengsorang kt opis. |
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haha..amik dr pino je ek... |
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Reply #5 ej177's post
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aku tengah dalam proses pindah memindah.. sat lagi sambungggg... |
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ni pertandingan menulis esei ke haper...????  |
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Masa - not long ago
Tempat - bilik masing2...
notakaki - Nt (nenektua), SLK (mamat SLK)
Ekoran daripada satu kisah pembunuhan...
Nt : I didn't know there are triad gangs in Germany
SLK: these were chinese people
NT: Common thing to happen to them actually
SLK: hmm?
NT: protection money, killing etc.. they leave bloody mess
NT: my bro in law's brother who is a doctor once operated on a chinese man who got in a fight
SLK: chinese people never have been a problem here
NT: took them hours to reconnect muscles and nerves on his hands
NT: that's cool
NT: I am just reminded of a movie called 'romeo must die'.. the triads.. lol
SLK: russians, turks and croatian people are the problem
SLK: lol
NT: I couldnt imagine much, never been to or lived in Germany.. so I have no idea what it's like
SLK: germany has the third biggest economy in the world
NT: cool
SLK: after US and japan
NT: not bad
NT: Omg, I am tired. I need to lie down for a while and watch some stuff. Have fun working darling!
Nenektua tak tau pulak si mamat tu tak keje hari tu.. |
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Salah satu daripada citer peberet Nenektua adalah HOUSE MD. Karakter paling disukai dlam citer tu adalah Dr House dan Dr Chase. Pernah gak dia terfikir.. tapi tak de lah termimpi.. camna yek.. dating doktor? Adakah doktor lain daripada orang lain? Ataupun, sama sengal cam segelintir orang?
Lokasi - bilik memasing
MAsa.. not long ago..
Nota kaki - refer yg atas..
Masa tengah dok syok tengok House MD season 2 episode terakhir... House ditembak.. dam! Dam! dua kali oleh seorang lelaki yg desperate. Tetiba.. Ringgg... alah.. putus concentration! Maka HOUSE MD had to be on hold...
SLK: A**** (nama panggilan nenektua)
NT: hello darling, i am thinking when you are older, you'd look like House, only with less hair but sexier lips
SLK: dang
SLK: do you think house is sexy?
NT: House is mentally stimulating, not sexy.. Chase IS sexy on the other hand
SLK: i won't look like house
SLK: that's for sure
SLK: lol
NT: No you wont, I told you, you'd have less hair...
SLK: less hair? why?
SLK: hmm?
NT: Because I think so.
SLK: ?????
NT: I dont need to repeat my reason do I?
SLK: why do you think so?
NT: I just do
SLK: `looooool
SLK: mwahahahahahahaha...
SLK: maybe you are drunk
NT: lets hope I am wrong.. perhaps you'd be BALD instead of having less hair mwahahahahhahahahaha
SLK: i won't lose my hair or be bald. you lose your hair in your 20s. if they are still there in my age, there is no reason for them to fall out
SLK: and btw, no one in my family lost his hair
NT: Ok then, lets find out for sure.. lol
To be continued. |
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Originally posted by mekjena at 14-2-2007 12:35 PM
ni pertandingan menulis esei ke haper...????
jenap, bile nk tulis kesah percintaan jenap ngan "bf" jenap itu?..:cak: :cak: |
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Reply #11 philipinoe2's post
emmm p'tndingan esei upernya... boringnya...  |
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Reply #12 mekjena's post
emmmmm...;)
pino gembira hari ni valentine's day.. |
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Reply #13 philipinoe2's post
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so cmner ngan bf pino tuh...dah ucapkan tak... |
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Originally posted by philipinoe2 at 14-2-2007 01:39 PM
emmmmm...;)
pino gembira hari ni valentine's day..
Awww Pino...
Walaupun aku tak sambut Valentine, tapi dapat gak 'ciuman' valentine dari Frankfurt... Hehehehehhe... |
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Originally posted by philipinoe2 at 14-2-2007 01:04 PM
congratz kpd nenek, da bukak topic br...buleh haku nyemak dlm ni plak...
jgn lupe promot dlm bod PP...
da ade special topic ni, jgn lupe tepek skali muke mamat jer ...
Hahaha.. Pino... aku dah rasa bersalah asyik menyemak kt thread seram nko... so aku tebas utan bukak tanah penempatan sendirik..
Aku gumbira nko melawat thread aku yg tak sehebat nko tuu.. Feel free to add or make any comments yerk?
Aik? Nko tak puas lagi ke menatap gambar mt jerman tu? Nnti la aku tepek camshots dia... Klu rajin ye?
Pisang togo n nigeria aku tak leh nak wat apa la.. hakcipta terpelihara tuuu... Hihihihihi |
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Originally posted by mekjena at 14-2-2007 12:35 PM
ni pertandingan menulis esei ke haper...????
Tak aaa...
Ni hanyalah pertandingan menebalkan kematu kt jari jemari jerkk... Hihihihi,..
Btw, welkam, welkam... |
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Category: Belia & Informasi
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Post time 14-2-2007 11:59 AM
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