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Anda Lebih Hebat Dari Omputih Jika Anda Mampu Baca Poem Ini

19-2-2016 04:42 PM| Diterbitkan: CARI-SFG| Dilihat: 9971| Komen: 29

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Oleh : Fyruz Hanna

Jika kamu mampu sebut setiap perkataan berikut dengan betul tanpa salah. Syabas!!! Tepukan gemuruh untuk anda kerana anda berjaya menjadi orang bukan 'mat salleh' yang lebih baik sebutan berbanding mat salleh sebenar.

Kebanyakkan dari orang barat tidak mampu menyebut sebutan 'poem' mereka dengan baik walaupun ianya merupakan bahasa pertuturan mereka.

Malah, seorang lelaki Perancis berkata sanggup melakukan kerja buruh selama 6 bulan daripada membaca poem ini dengan kuat.

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation’s OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won’t it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough,

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!

Jom cuba kehebatan anda. -CARI Infonet.

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Quote Mary_jane 19-2-2016 05:04 PM: Berbelit lidah dibuatnya.

Quote crazecousa 19-2-2016 05:08 PM: nice.... gatal lidah rasanya

Quote comel91 19-2-2016 05:34 PM: Dearest creature in creation...

Ni je comel boleh baca... huhu takpela.. xjadi org putih... susahh oii

Quote tykarib 19-2-2016 05:46 PM: dah baca.. nasib baik tak murtad...

Quote GhostWalking 19-2-2016 05:56 PM: dah baca boleh baca.dapat hadiah apa ni?cheese cake?

Quote alieyrina 19-2-2016 06:56 PM: Ada yg aku nak tnya ampa mcm mana sebut tp nak patah balik cari tu malas...

Quote CARI-SFG 19-2-2016 09:20 PM: Mary_jane replied at 19-2-2016 05:04 PM
Berbelit lidah dibuatnya.

Tahniah kerana berjaya cuba

Quote CARI-SFG 19-2-2016 09:21 PM: alieyrina replied at 19-2-2016 06:56 PM
Ada yg aku nak tnya ampa mcm mana sebut tp nak patah balik cari tu malas...

Ada saya serta vdeo utube.. Bole lihat sana untuk sebutan yg betul

Quote alieyrina 19-2-2016 10:14 PM: CARI-SFG replied at 19-2-2016 09:21 PM
Ada saya serta vdeo utube.. Bole lihat sana untuk sebutan yg betul

Ok..ingat video apa td..blum klik

Quote Artemesiaa 19-2-2016 11:53 PM: Dah baca biasa je tak le belit mana pun mungkin sebab hari2 memang kena bercakap dengan omputih

Quote imransulaiman 20-2-2016 02:45 PM: Kononlah... Hehehe!

Tapi kalau sebut tak betul, macam mana orang nak faham kita, kan?

So, just a language or a measure of intelligence?

Quote Knowlee 20-2-2016 11:13 PM: Done. Kalau repeat banyak2 kali ni, boleh ckp English fluently.

Quote CrowneGlory 21-2-2016 12:51 AM: Cuba bg bdk2 sekolah jenis kebangsaan baca camner...BM x tau...english bangang...hanya bahasa dorg je yg dorg tau

Quote MamaMima711 21-2-2016 12:52 AM: Fuh..lelah jugak mmbacanya

Quote yayangmama 21-2-2016 08:55 AM: huahahaha...panjang nya...baru half da stop...hahah...memang failed la english - reading lau suh baca pjg2 mcm ni mse spm...hehehe