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Post time 3-12-2013 12:28 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


One day at the zoo two snake's met and one asked the other:
"Are we poisonous?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I bit my lip!"

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An elephant asks a camel:
"Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face."

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?"

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Post time 3-12-2013 02:52 PM | Show all posts
yg ni best
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hehehe..
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Post time 6-12-2013 12:55 PM | Show all posts
Hehehehe....kelakar
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Post time 11-1-2014 09:09 PM | Show all posts
Sian snail.. Ambik masa 3 tahun nak sampai...
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Post time 13-1-2014 06:59 AM | Show all posts
2nd tuh best
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Post time 13-1-2014 06:59 AM | Show all posts
2nd tuh best
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Post time 3-2-2014 11:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hihii lawak haiwan
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Post time 4-2-2014 12:05 AM | Show all posts
Teringat pulak masa isu listen! Haiwan pun ada banyak masalah.. Hahahaha!
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Post time 24-2-2014 02:09 AM | Show all posts
hihihiihhihihhi

best..esp the elephant n camel
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Post time 24-2-2014 10:03 AM | Show all posts
hahaaa..
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Post time 24-2-2014 10:55 AM | Show all posts
hahahahah
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Post time 25-2-2014 03:29 AM | Show all posts
kesian siput tu
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Post time 25-2-2014 10:00 AM | Show all posts
sian snail tuh... 3 tahun kot.. hahaha...
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Post time 25-2-2014 03:19 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaha
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Post time 5-3-2014 10:23 AM | Show all posts
hahaha.. i love camel and elephant... both of it got reasonable answer...kikihhkihh..
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Post time 5-3-2014 01:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Yg ular tu lawak heheh
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Post time 5-3-2014 05:23 PM | Show all posts
hahahahahaha
lama no 3taun nak sampai
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