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Lawak Of The Day

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Post time 21-3-2008 12:08 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
U all ada tak apa2 yg kelakar yg boleh di share kan bersama2..

meh tuan umah start dulu..

ni time dinner tadi

Irfan: Nenek..nenek tau tak hari tu irfan kan,爉akan siput sedut kat taska (muka beriye2)

Me: Ye ke? How did u eat the siput ? (Tak percaya)

Irfan: Senang je laa... slurpp ..tp kadang2 tak masuk kena sedut lagi

Me : (ok..must be true then)

Nenek: Mana dpt? Cikgu masak ke?

Irfan: Tak.. Aidil bawak. Dia beli dekat Medan

Nenek: Hah? Mak dia pegi Medan bawak balik siput sedut bagi taska?

Irfan: Haah. Mak dia beli dekat Medan Selera Setiawangsa

Nenek: Cehh!!!

[ Last edited by  Delifrance at 21-3-2008 12:10 AM ]

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Post time 21-3-2008 12:12 AM | Show all posts
hheeheh...meh nak kongsi sikit....

anak sedara ku..ku bawak gi kolam air panas .....tgk nya berasap asap air tu kan dia ckp apa tau...

"acik....kita kat api neraka ke ni.????....."

ku gelak aja.......

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Post time 21-3-2008 12:14 AM | Show all posts
lagi satu cerita yang ku x boleh lupa ....anak sepupu ku....ku borak2 ngan dia....(budaj ni jenis mulut riuh sikit..)

dia cerita pasal mak ayah dia ...pastu dia tetiba bgtau.....

BUDAK  : "Acik mak ngan ayah kita kan...mandi sama samalah......kita tak suka tau !!!! nanti kita nak report  polis..."

hihih..ku sengih aja...budak mcm ni bahaya tul..bocorkan rahsia mak yah plak..
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 Author| Post time 21-3-2008 12:36 AM | Show all posts

Reply #3 alamaktuan's post

owch.. kantoi!

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Post time 21-3-2008 08:31 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1 Delifrance's post

ermmm...lepaknya TASKA tu deli....

i mean, boleh mak/ayah suka hati bawak foods luar bagi anak2 kat situ makan....

kalo i nie, rasa sedikit kurang senang....and irfan pandai bercerita
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:31 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2 alamaktuan's post

hahahhah...cute!...cemana dia tahu gambaran neraka camtu?...u citer ke
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:37 AM | Show all posts
dalam kete...my son(5 yrs) duk depan dgn abahnya, conversation between both of them...

son:..u know abah, i want to get marry one day...and have a kid

abah:..how many?

son:...may be 3...2 boys n 1 girl

abah:...OK!

son:...nak tahu tak nama my kids?

abah:...apa?

son:...HAFRIZ...

abah:..why do u choose that name?

son:...that's why i said...he is my son not urs...so i choose that name

abah:...OK!

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 Author| Post time 21-3-2008 08:42 AM | Show all posts

Reply #5 my-alja's post

i think that boy shared his bekal with him.. sebab mase cuti sekolah they all mengaji from 8 to 2 pm  khamis n jumaat (ustazah cakap bekal bawak sendiri) tp irfan makan makanan taska je, mak dia malas nak buat bekal..
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 Author| Post time 21-3-2008 08:44 AM | Show all posts

Reply #7 my-alja's post

leh tahan lorat ye.. n tinggi cita2 nak kawen.. dan sunat ke blom
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:51 AM | Show all posts

Reply #8 Delifrance's post

oooo....haaa, i paham ...ingatkan the parents yg bawak siput sedut tu pi taska....hahahhah
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:52 AM | Show all posts

Reply #7 my-alja's post

ekekekekeke...

tak tau la lawak ker tidak...
tapi memang buat aku bengang...

my Izzati 4 years old...

Izzati : Mummy....
Me : Yup....
Izzati : naper perut mummy besar....ada baby ek.....zati nak baby banyak-banyak...... (sambil usap-usap perut ku yang muncittt)

uwaaaa..cesssss...

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Post time 21-3-2008 08:53 AM | Show all posts

Reply #9 Delifrance's post

memang lorat...tapi tgklah cara abah dia layan cakap

kalo dgn i...mau i korek sampai dia cakap...i dun like ur questions?

blom sunat lagi...heheheh, cita2 tinggi...bebaru nie tukar angan2 lagi...nak keje kat hotel plak, taknak jadi the builder anymore
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:54 AM | Show all posts

Reply #11 melati-putih's post

tu makna nya...kalu tak nak malu...kena la isi perut tu...
sama kes macam ku...lepas makan jer perut muncit...anakku siap cakap dalam perut mama ni ada baby yer...baby kembar!!
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 Author| Post time 21-3-2008 08:55 AM | Show all posts

Reply #11 melati-putih's post

high five..aku selalu kene..

anak2 siap canang2 kat kawan2 n cikgu2 'kita baru je dpt adik tp dah nak dpt adik lagi satu pulak"

i need to diet!!!
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:55 AM | Show all posts

Reply #11 melati-putih's post

dah ada ciri2 anak pompuan....
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Post time 21-3-2008 08:58 AM | Show all posts
adeh..aku last week pekena siput sedut kat medan selera gakss...sekali tersedut siput sedut yg busuk....errrrrkkkkkk...sib aku tak uweek kat situ jugak...then balik umah gatal2 plaks....
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Post time 21-3-2008 09:40 AM | Show all posts

Reply #3 alamaktuan's post

kantoi...   dia nampak betul2 ke
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Post time 21-3-2008 10:23 AM | Show all posts

Reply #15 my-alja's post

uwaaa alja..very the obvioussss...
aksesori rantai, gelang dia minat sungguh2..
omak dia pulak tak suka...
ikut arwah wan dia kot....
pastue cakap memang serupa nenek nenek ler....

lagi satu...defend giler2 kat adik dia yagn 10 bulan tue..
dia memang tak reti balas...aper adik dia buat kene lepuk ker tarik rambut ker
abih kuat dai jerit jek menangis..
tapi me kalau ala-ala pukul sikit kat adik dia..abih kene sound..

"mummy jangan pukul adik laaaa...adik tue kecik lagi...."

huhuhuhuhu....cam biasa ku dengar ayat tue tapi dimana yaaaaa...
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Post time 21-3-2008 10:30 AM | Show all posts
my niece pulak..semenjak dpt adik bukan main rajin menolong ibunya.

niece: ibu nak kasi baby susu ye..akak tolong bagi baby susu ye..
ibu: ok, akak pegang baby elok2 tau (sambil membiarkan si kak pangku adik, ibunya pergi buat susu)
niece: (terus buka baju, dan suruh adiknya hisap puting teteknya )

gara2 tengok ibunya breastfeeding adik gamaknya.
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Post time 21-3-2008 10:38 AM | Show all posts
i ada satu citer...bila kejadian nie berlaku i rasa cam sakit hati, bila malam nak tidur teringat balik...cam kelakar plak

my son tgh kusyuk tgk tv, i tgk berforum...tetiba nampak dia duduk senget2...takleh duk btol..

umi:...kalo nak berak, pergi ajelah toilet...buat apa duk senget2 camtu

son:...hah!!..how do you know i want to poo-poo? ...dgn muka dia ala-ala terperanjat

umi:..hello, i am ur mummy...i know everything abt you! (memang obvious cara org nak terberak kann)

son:....wahhhhh!!...umi memang pandai, miracle lah ummi nie...sambil gelak senang hati pegi toilet...

abah balik dr ofis, dia citer dgn semangat...umi buat magic hari nie, katanya
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