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Post time 11-10-2016 09:19 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Pada suatu hari, Pak Mat ambik lesen kat bandar. Beberapa bulan kemudian, dia pun baliklah ke kampung, tetapi dia lupa nak lekatkan 'P' kat kereta. Sewaktu dalam perjalanan, dia ditahan polis.

Polis: "Pakcik,'P' mana?"

Pak Mat: "Pi balik Kedah."

Polis: "Pakcik jangan main-main ngan saya. 'P' mana?"

Pak Mat: "Apa yang main-main, saya kata nak pi balik Kedah, Aloq Staq!"

Polis: "Saya tanya 'P' mana...???"

Pak Mat: "Sekarang sapa yang main-main?? Hang sebagai polis, tak ada kuasa nak halang perjalanan orang yg tak bersalah. Hang  juga harus bla bla bla........"

Polis: (selepas puas mendengar ceramah) "Baiklah. Pakcik...jalan sajalah..."

Pak Mat: "Assalamualaikum."

Polis: "Waalaikummusallam."

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Post time 11-10-2016 09:45 AM | Show all posts
Hehehe...
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Post time 11-10-2016 09:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bam polis ni pun satu hal...
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Post time 11-10-2016 01:43 PM | Show all posts
polis pun malas layan...
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Post time 11-10-2016 02:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 11-10-2016 02:46 PM | Show all posts
hahaha
sian abam polis kena 'ceramah'

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Post time 11-10-2016 03:57 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahah. Last2 polis pun mengalah.
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Post time 11-10-2016 05:05 PM | Show all posts
hang pi mana
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Post time 11-10-2016 07:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Surender polis tu hihihi
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Post time 11-10-2016 08:44 PM | Show all posts
kuasa pokcik..baq ang
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Post time 11-10-2016 11:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 12-10-2016 07:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
redha akhirnya abang polis
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Post time 12-10-2016 01:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Erkkk...sian abam polis
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Post time 12-10-2016 02:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
selamattttt
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Post time 17-10-2016 04:06 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha...hang p mana...dah tahu dah
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Post time 17-10-2016 11:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Power pokcik nih
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Post time 27-11-2016 05:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 2-12-2016 10:22 AM | Show all posts
hahahhahahahahhaha
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Post time 4-12-2016 09:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sebutlah sticker p mana. Hadoi abam polis pun
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