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Post time 27-4-2011 01:21 PM | Show all posts
stinggy mmg sengaja wat2 x paham..


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Post time 27-4-2011 01:22 PM | Show all posts
huhuhuhuu ai nyer senaman rosak..
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 Author| Post time 27-4-2011 01:26 PM | Show all posts
yup....tulis kat fb birthday dia
nape rosak plak senaman lu?
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:29 PM | Show all posts
mebi sebab ai terlebey berat kot..:re:
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:29 PM | Show all posts
kat fb yek..

ai x bukak lagi fb..
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:33 PM | Show all posts
kalo rasa sangat tertekan nak buat apa yek..:re:
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:33 PM | Show all posts
btw.. maksud sperma tue..

sperm tue terpancut ke pundi kencing pompuan.. mukan masuk ke pundi kencing lelaki..
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 Author| Post time 27-4-2011 01:35 PM | Show all posts
pedometer tu ke rosak kalau stress sgt sila terjun lombong
kalo x mo terjun sila pegi mandi hyrdrotherapy
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:41 PM | Show all posts
tepung tawar mendek...
xoxlovexox Post at 27-4-2011 12:48



   
ntah2 esok ada org tetiba dtg pinang lu
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:42 PM | Show all posts
sperma terpancut ke pundi kencing?
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:43 PM | Show all posts
ALERT: NEW CRIMINAL TACTIC BY INDIAN GANG ( Very Urgent )  
â€&#381lease be careful.!!!!

For   your information. ( Very Urgent )

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your
window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car, remember DO NOT stop   the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Sha h Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you.. The main purpose of   this dirty tactic is to rob you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone. Please forward this message to the people you care about.
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 Author| Post time 27-4-2011 01:43 PM | Show all posts
pundi kencing pompuan kat mana lak....
kalau masuk pundi kencing mcmana leh peknen
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:43 PM | Show all posts
Taktik Rompakan Di Lebuhraya Guna Telur Ayam!


Ni aku ada dengar satu cerita. Nak kata baru tu tak jugak lah. Cuma
sekadar peringatan buat kita semua, supaya sentiasa berhati-hati walau
di mana kita berada.

Kisah ni terjadi sewaktu member kepada member aku ni, Mat Hassan (bukan
nama sebenar) sedang memandu di Lebuhraya Kesas dekat Plaza Tol Puchong
menuju ke Kajang 23 Disember 2007 lalu lebih kurang jam 11 malam.

Dia bersama isterinya Tipah (juga bukan nama sebenar), pulang dari makan
malam di rumah adiknya di Bandar Sunway.

Kemudian, sebuah motos ika l memotongnya. Si pembonceng tiba-tiba melempar
dua biji telur ayam ke arah cermin hadapan (windscreen) kereta Mat
Hassan. Habis kotor cermin tu, sampai susah nak tengok depan.

Mat Hassan yang terus ter-refleks, tariklah spray wiper. Apalagi terus
hilang pandangan hadapan! Langsung tak nampak apa-apa. Mana taknya,
telur tu bila diratakan dengan bilah wiper, makin memutih la kat atas
cermin tu dengan sebati dan sekata lagi....

Terus Mat Hassan berhenti mengejut di lorong kecemasan. Dia pun keluar
dari kereta, lap kesan telur tadi. Tipah pulak cemas je dalam kereta.

Tiba-tiba sebuah Proton Satria berhenti belakang kereta Mat Hassan. 3
orang lelaki sasa keluar dari kereta terus meluru ke arah Mat Hassan
dengan pedang Samurai sebilah seorang sambil menempik menyuruh diorang
serah diri - bagi kunci kereta, wallet, dan handset.

Nasib baik laa, nak dijad ika n cerita, Mat Hassan ni polis. Polis apa,
aku pun tak tau (member aku tak citer pun). Terus dia keluarkan revolver
dia dan melepaskan 2 das tembakan kecemasan amaran ke udara.

3 lelaki tadi terus lari lintang pukang, melompat masuk macam orang
gila, ke dalam kereta dan terus blah, dengan lajunya, dengan tak bagi
isyaratnya...

Mat Hassan pun terus call bantuan, dan mereka akhirnya selamat. Kesan
telur pecah jer tak sempat nak lap lagi.

Modus operandi sebegini sebenarnya dah banyak digunapakai di lebuhraya.
Mangsa yang dituju biasanya golongan perempuan - lebih lagi yang bawak
anak kecil kat belakang.

Jadi, tolonglah kita sama-sama kena ingat. Bila perkara sebegini berlaku
kepada anda, past ika n:

1. Jangan sesekali tarik spray wiper;
2. Teruskan memandu dengan apa jua keadaan pun, ke mana-mana stesen
minyak, balai polis, 7-Eleven, atau mana sahaja tempat tumpuan
orang ramai.

Tolong pesan sekali kepada semua ahli keluarga, sedara mara dan rakan-rakan
Pandulah dengan selamat, wallahu a'lam.

P/s: Kadang-kadang bila kita dengar banyak cerita macam ni, kita akan
jadi lebih berhati-hati. . Bila perkara yang seumpama ini berlaku pada
kita, kita akan jadi lebih alert dan tindakan kita akan jadi lebih
proaktif dan berkesan.
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 Author| Post time 27-4-2011 01:46 PM | Show all posts
ALERT: NEW CRIMINAL TACTIC BY INDIAN GANG ( Very Urgent )  
‎lease be careful.!!!!

For   your information. ( Very Urgent )

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your
window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car, remember DO NOT stop   the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Sha h Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you.. The main purpose of   this dirty tactic is to rob you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone. Please forward this message to the people you care about.
xoxlovexox Post at 27-4-2011 13:43

takutnya
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:50 PM | Show all posts
kalo dah mausk pundi kencing makna x peknen la..
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:50 PM | Show all posts
motip kena kencing nagn kucing... ade org nak pinang ai...
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:51 PM | Show all posts
pedometer tue x rosak.. walker tue yang rosak..
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:51 PM | Show all posts
ai dah mandi dr pagi... subuh2 lagi..

entah la rasa tertekan plak ni..
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Post time 27-4-2011 01:56 PM | Show all posts
sape tekan lu.......?
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 Author| Post time 27-4-2011 01:58 PM | Show all posts
walker tu mcmana kucing wa kdg2 masuk tido dgn wa. kalau dia naik atas katil mesti wa tendang dia suruh dia turun wa takut dia kencing atau berak berak kat lantai boleh dimaafkan lagik
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