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Post time 19-7-2006 11:09 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Post Last Edit by juju_amin84 at 23-3-2012 12:45

SILER BACER DENGAN LAJU....BARU TAU..LIDAH TUE OK KER TAK OK....EKKK....

MUASHHH.....

Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf K

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada
Ketam,"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam... kenapa?"
Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut... kakakku
kata, kalau kuku ku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!"
Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan,"Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku
kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?"
Ketam ketawa,
Kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..kuh..kuh..kuh!!Kodok..Kodok..kenapa
kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?"
Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?"Ketam kilas,
"Kelakar." "Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok.
Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar
kilat."kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena
keperok Kodok. Ketam kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan
kesakitan."Kesian Ketam, kepala kena keperok.


Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf C:

Copot cahabat ciput Catu cenje, ciput cite-cite came copot cambil cari
cengkerik. ciput cuke cite-cite came copot cebab copot cahabat ciput.
Cemace ciput came copot cari cengkerik, ciput cakcikan catu cahye cerah.
cahye cerah ciput cakcikan cangat cerah campai ciput came copot
cilau.cahaye cerah cube culik copot.
Ciput cangat cuak. ciput cepat-cepat camba copot cebelum cehaye cerah cempat
culik copot. copot cangat cuak came. ciput came copot
cepat-cepat cari chelter cambil cepat-cepat cembunyi. ciput came copot
cembunyi cenyap-cenyap cupaye cahaye cerah cucah cari ciput
came copot. ciput cakap came copot, "chuuu... chuuu... cenyap... cenyap
copot... ". copot cambung cakap, "copot cudah cenyap... ciput
cenyap camelah... ". celepas cejam, cahaye cerah cudah chow cebab cucah cari
ciput cape copot. ciput came copot cangat cuke cebab
cahaye cerah cudah chow. copot cenyum cambil cakap, "copot cayang ciput
cebab ciput celamatkan copot... ". ciput cenyum cambil chow
came copot... Caja cuka cuka.


mafacafam mafanafa??...ofokefe tafak??.....muakakakakaka
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Post time 19-7-2006 11:11 AM | Show all posts
Mcm2 ader kat board Melaka nie.....gune yg ujung 'U' ler....
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Post time 19-7-2006 11:14 AM | Show all posts
ekeke pandai maman....
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 Author| Post time 19-7-2006 11:21 AM | Show all posts
try jgn tak try.......
mesti meleleh-leleh air lior
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Post time 19-7-2006 11:22 AM | Show all posts

Reply #4 mamantaro's post

malas la nak try...nanti memeleh sapa molapkan..

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Post time 19-7-2006 11:30 AM | Show all posts
akefefe feferendek mamantataroro
asooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 Author| Post time 19-7-2006 11:40 AM | Show all posts
BERTAUBAT LAH AX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

indonesi dah kena tsunami lagik tuh pun kau sibuk nak g ASOKA!!!!
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Post time 20-7-2006 11:03 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mamantaro at 19-7-2006 11:09 AM
SILER BACER DENGAN LAJU....BARU TAU..LIDAH TUE OK KER TAK OK....EKKK....

MUASHHH.....

Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf K

Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada
Keta ...


eeee... pefenafat afakufu nafak bafacefe...
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Post time 20-7-2006 11:10 AM | Show all posts
Terjuih bibir nak baca
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Post time 22-7-2006 06:42 PM | Show all posts
air liur aku tesembuh kat monitor leh jadi peta wakkaka...gleden...
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 Author| Post time 23-7-2006 02:29 PM | Show all posts
eeeiiii.... geli siut.....
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Post time 25-7-2006 01:46 AM | Show all posts
mak aihhh hape pasal berbelit lidah aku nak bace... yg start dr C tuhhhhh wawawahhh
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Post time 14-9-2006 08:03 PM | Show all posts
nenek aku tengok ni mau die kate kat aku " hawau punye budak"
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Post time 15-9-2006 06:53 PM | Show all posts
hahahahahaha
org2 tua mesti ckp cmtuh
ahhahahha

hawau punye budak
wakkakakaka

ps/. mamantaro mane pogi ..?
lamo xnmpk ...?
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Post time 15-9-2006 10:19 PM | Show all posts
kene reset memory di buatnya.....ohoh bercelaru kepala yg mana satu nk didulukan..yehhh
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