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A guy bought a new fridge for his house.To get rid of his old fridge (still working),
he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good
home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with Some friends when someone shouted.....
"Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."Where?"
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate agent which
direction was north because He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for some time.
She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
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> They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
When we overheard an admin girl talking about the Sunburn she got
on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said She "didn't think she'd get sunburned
Because the car was moving."
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> They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
Which is designed to cut through a seat belt
If she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the car trunk.
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage
> office and reported the loss.
> The woman there smiled and told me not to worry Because she was a
> trained professional and Said I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
> (I work with professionals like this.)
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook Asked him if he would like it cut
Into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time Then said "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry Enough to eat 6 pieces."
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> They Walk Among Us!
> And last, but not least:
> Dumb as a box of Rocks
> TRUE STORY:
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A noted sychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi
(Speaker of the United States House of Representatives) happened to appear.
Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
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'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble.
If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
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Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
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Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you?
I must confess I don't know much about history.'
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Sadly, they walk among us!
And, MORE sadly, hold high offices!!!
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> Traffic Camera
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his
picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but
again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again,
but the traffic cameraagain flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.
He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for Driving without a seat belt!!!
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> You can't fix stupid.
You can't fix stupid {:thumbo They walk amongst us!
{:smileo Kelakar... {:1_563:} Lost and found officer tu best! Semua best! :lol::lol::lol: tak fhm.-,- bahahahaha... kehkehkeh.. mereka mmg wujud Esmiria replied at 25-4-2015 01:29 PM
tak fhm.-,-
sama {:noseo
sakit jiwa lol :lol::lol::lol:
yang captain cook tu mzz pun terpikir jap jawapan dia pe
maknanya mzz ada mental deficiency?? {:limpo {:1_563:}{:1_563:} best best best....:lol: mzzenma replied at 5-6-2015 01:29 PM
yang captain cook tu mzz pun terpikir jap jawapan dia pe
maknanya mzz ada mental deficiency?? {:l ...
jawapannye..pusingan yg ketiga (yg last)..
kan die kate die buat 3 pusingan dan mati dalam salah satu pusingan..
kalau die mati dlm pusingan pertama or kedua.. camne die dpt buat pusingan ketiga..
paham x ayat I?
:lol::lol::lol: {:mlbigsmile:}{:mlpomelo:}{:mlturn:} hehehe {:smileopizza tu lawak
:'(:P:bye: Lawak...lawak... spankee_fili replied at 24-4-2015 05:50 PM
They walk amongst us!
aku x fhm hat ni spank..apa mksod lawak atas?