Clean Animal Jokes
One day at the zoo two snake's met and one asked the other:
"Are we poisonous?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I bit my lip!"
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An elephant asks a camel:
"Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face."
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?"
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yg ni best{:1_132:} {:smileo{:smileo{:smileo hehehe.. :lol: :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol: Hehehehe....kelakar Sian snail.. Ambik masa 3 tahun nak sampai... 2nd tuh best {:1_563:}{:1_563:}{:1_563:} 2nd tuh best {:1_563:}{:1_563:}{:1_563:} Hihii lawak haiwan Teringat pulak masa isu listen! Haiwan pun ada banyak masalah.. Hahahaha! hihihiihhihihhi
best..esp the elephant n camel hahaaa.. :lol::lol: ;P;P;P hahahahah kesian siput tu :lol: sian snail tuh... 3 tahun kot.. hahaha... hahahahaha hahaha.. i love camel and elephant... both of it got reasonable answer...kikihhkihh.. Yg ular tu lawak heheh hahahahahaha
lama no 3taun nak sampai
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