Humor@MKST version 1
Post Last Edit by chewan at 1-10-2010 17:38SCIENCE HUMOR@ MKST
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Sebagai sebahagian usaha Bod MKST untuk menarik lebih ramai ahli forum berkunjung ke sini, kami memberi peluang kepada semua ahli forum untuk berkongsi idea atau apa jua jenis humor yang difikirkan sesuai dengan tema dan matlamat MATEMATIK,KEJURUTERAAN SAINS DAN TEKNOLOGI. Atas dasar ini juga kami berharap agar ilmu sains dan teknologi yang di perjuangkan akan dapat di sebarkan dalam apa jua medium termasuk la sebahagian nya melalui Jenaka.
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http://copthetruth.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c2da953ef00e5536b7d5f8834-800pi
Kategori : Sains Sekitaran @ Environmental Science
credit to : http://www.copthetruth.com/cop_the_truth/science/ Thermodynamics of a marriage
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kategori : kimia, physic dan math
credit to : http://www.sciencehumor.org/category/chemistry/ Function party
All the functions go to a party. After some drinks and music, the party is really going, with one exception: ex is standing awkwardly by himself in a dark corner. After a while sin(x) notices this, and so he goes over to talk to his nonalgebraic buddy. “Hey ex,” says sin(x), “why don’t you come out here and mingle.”
“Mingle?” asks ex, suprised.
“Yeah, mingle!” says sin(x). “You know, get out there and integrate yourself!”
ex sighs heavily and asks, “What’s the point?”
kategori : matematik
credit to : http://komplexify.com/epsilon/category/ khas utk mod daus :lol::lol:
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kategori : physcoanalysis
credit to : http://pencilsatdawn.wordpress.com/ Proposed units (to replace both the British and the Metric systems)
note: the usual convention is micro = 10-6, Mega = 106, Giga = 109, pico = 10-12, deca = 10, etc.
ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: eskimo pi
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo
10 rations: 1 decoration
100 rations: 1 C-ration
10 millipedes: 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent
10 monologs: 5 dialogs
5 dialogs: 1 decalog
2 monograms: 1 diagram
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2 wharves: 1 paradox
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: furlong per knot
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 liteyear
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1bananosecond
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee (explanation: the old Chinese
saying that "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
365.25 days: 1 unicycle
2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
Kategori: Unit Conversions, Fizik
Credit to: http://muller.lbl.gov/teaching/physics10/old%20physics%2010/chapters%20%28old%29/A1-physics_units_humor.html
Reply 6# pinklollipop
1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo :lol::lol: Bunuh Diri :lol:
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kategori : teknologi masa hadapan
credit to : http://fantasyartdesign.com/ Biologist experiment
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs.He was measuring just how far frogs could jump.So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!".The frog jumps 2 feet.He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.
Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment."Jump frog jump!" he says.The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet.So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.
He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot.He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.
He continues and removes yet another leg." Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot.So he writes in his lab book again: 'Frog with one leg - jumps 0.5 feet'.
Finally he chops off the last leg.He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!".The frog doesn't move."Jump frog, jump!!!".Again the frog stays on the line."Come on frog, jump!".But to no avail.
The biologist finally writes in his book:'Frog with no legs - goes deaf'
p/s: Haiyark! :doh3: Katak tu dah mati la bila semua kaki dia dah potong. Lawak2! :lol::lol::lol::sweat3:
Kategori: Eksperimen Biologi
Credit to: http://www.ahajokes.com/sci74.html
Reply 9# pinklollipop
haha..kejam..tp conclusion dia senang jer :lol::@:lol: Kenali Makmal Anda
You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
kejam btul part lab kimia :'(:lol:
kategori : sains
credit to : http://jokes4all.net/biology.html Reply 8# chewan
macam la mati:lol::lol::lol: Post Last Edit by chewan at 1-10-2010 19:42
Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic
In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic who was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car. He saw the surgeon waiting and lured him into an argument.
He asked the doc after straightening up and wiping his hands on a rag, "Look at this car i'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
kategori : medical science
credit to :http://www.medindia.net/jokes
cool jer jawapan dia......:lol: Makin lama makin lemah semangat :lol:
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kategori : general science, study
credit to : http://kwout.com/ Prof VS Student (email)
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sure korang pernah alami kan :lol:
category : general
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motif???? macam tahu2 je:funk::lol::lol::sweat3:
tapi, ni mesti dipetik drpd pengalaman chewan kan? ;P Reply 16# lin0me
haha..nie original nyer dari phdcomic.com :lol::lol: Replychewan
motif???? macam tahu2 je
tapi, ni mesti dipetik ...
pinklollipop Post at 1-10-2010 23:42 http://eforum4.cari.com.my/images/common/back.gif
mmg slalu jer cmtue..cuak gler bila nk send something pada prof :lol: mmg slalu jer cmtue..cuak gler bila nk send something pada prof
chewan Post at 1-10-2010 23:44 http://mforum2.cari.com.my/images/common/back.gif
tahu takpe.:lol:
kita type pjg2...prof reply: ok. :lol: motif.
rasanya...kita tanya direct to the point jela. senang sket, hilang cuak. :lol: