before an operation...
An old age lady was praying in hospital before an operation..... and God appeared."Please Lord, I have been a good woman. Am I to die tomorrow? Is that why you are here?"
God replied "No my Child, I am here to tell you not to be worried. You still have 30 years of beautiful life ahead of you."
In celebration, the lady asked the doctor to also perform plastic surgery on her, face lift, breasts lift, botox, the whole works and at the end of it, she looked 25 years younger - like a new woman.
She could NOT be happier, thinking to herselves that she still have wonderful 30 YEARS to enjoy her new body - she walked out of the hospital, gets hit by an ambulance coming in and died.
So the lady is now up in Heaven and infront of God "What the HELL LORD? YOU told me I would still have 30 years to go.. why would you lie?"
Lord shrugged "My bad, I didn't recognise you..."
bahahhahhahahhaha..jauh sangat la tu rupa b4 and after surgery sampai Tuhan dia ni tak kenal sheollss..;P hahahahahaha macam harammmmm kihkihkihh.. padan muka {:mlXD:}. Haha mamajawie replied at 21-9-2020 12:06 PM
bahahhahhahahhaha..jauh sangat la tu rupa b4 and after surgery sampai Tuhan dia ni tak kenal sheolls ...
hehehehe..
Pages:
[1]