Divorce
Edited by zazazoom at 18-9-2019 03:38 PMWhy did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday in the morning before I went to work. My parents forgot too and so did my kids. I got into work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. I was really sad because everyone had forgotten my birthday!
But then as I walked into my office, my secretary smiled and said to me, “Happy birthday, boss!”
Because everyone else had forgotten, I felt so special so when my secretary asked me if I wanted to go for lunch with her I jumped at the chance.
After we’d eaten lunch, she invited me back to her apartment and again I jumped at the chance. When we got there, she asked, “Do you mind if I just go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“No problem, I’ll just wait here,” I said.
Five minutes later my secretary came back out of the bedroom with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”…
While I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
Joke 2A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”The woman takes out something out of her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and sees that it’s a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist’s wife.The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”
Hehehehehehehe No 1 tu, adoiii... Over betul expectation dia :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:
No 2, once ada evidence, cepat je jadi on the same side :laugh3: OMG yg first tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu read the first one before, but still funny
love the 2nd one, keluar mentol gituh {:shyo omg hahaha :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol: hahahah yang number 1 tu kalau bebetul jadik... masak... Yg no 1 akan Malu semalunya.yg no 2 terus jd crime partners ;P;P
Hehehehehehehe :lol:. hehehehehheehhehe Hahahahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol: Hahahahaha no 1 tu :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ;P;P;P;P;P;P;P;P;P;P Hahahaha...lawak:lol:
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