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Keledek.kepam Publish time 19-10-2016 10:20 PM

Phua Chu Kang

Hahahahah…joke only!!don’t prey2 aa…


Phua Chu Kang (PCK) memberi penerangan tentang seks kepada anak Chu Beng, Aloysius.

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Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?


PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!:lol:

spiderman80 Publish time 19-10-2016 10:34 PM

Wakakakaka:lol:

nuralisa Publish time 19-10-2016 10:49 PM

:lol::lol::funk::lol::lol:;P

missinpiece Publish time 19-10-2016 10:58 PM

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

ungkuu Publish time 19-10-2016 11:03 PM

kahkahkah :lol:;P

kuzaime Publish time 19-10-2016 11:10 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

fishcracker Publish time 19-10-2016 11:11 PM

very genius uncle phua chu kang...syiokkkk!!! osocan:lol:

NOWORD Publish time 19-10-2016 11:24 PM

;P;P;P;P:lol::lol::lol:

RatuDunia94 Publish time 20-10-2016 12:05 AM

Iols baca dgn intonasi kang2... Aiyahh..:lol:

Keledek.kepam Publish time 20-10-2016 12:05 AM

RatuDunia94 replied at 20-10-2016 12:05 AM
Iols baca dgn intonasi kang2... Aiyahh..

Haha iols pun;P

mirae7729 Publish time 20-10-2016 12:31 AM

Haiya.....uncle..manyak syiokk ooo

Mary_jane Publish time 20-10-2016 01:33 AM

Haha ada logic nya.

miss_kepoh Publish time 20-10-2016 06:51 AM

love PCK very much.
thanks ;P{:1_152:}

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Emperor95 Publish time 20-10-2016 09:32 AM

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mzzenma Publish time 20-10-2016 11:05 AM

sampai ke sudah mzz suka tengok pck ni :lol:

chinta89 Publish time 20-10-2016 11:39 AM

hahahahah Phua Chu Kang!

Loloq89 Publish time 20-10-2016 11:55 AM

aiyaa..terus jadi cina baca cite ni :lol:

Carl_Kausar Publish time 20-10-2016 11:57 AM

;P:laugh3::laugh3:

deathacker Publish time 20-10-2016 06:32 PM

hahaha PCK best in singapore and jb. some says batam

irlene_hana Publish time 20-10-2016 07:43 PM

Hahahahhahahahahahah

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